But it's not for lack of things happening ( Read more... )

Bored at work, I decided to take pictures during the steps of makeup I apply.

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Insurance Guy: Do you have the OSHA summary ( Read more... )

My boss is showing me knots and suspension tips - for climbing up trees, but still (he doesn't know what I do). He gave me a catalog that said has a bunch of knots in it, and I want so badly to show him the Knotty Boys site and its demos. The streams are crossing ( Read more... )

There's some mystery guy that started calling yesterday, asking to order a pizza. At first I thought it was some stoner dude who was too wasted to realize where he was calling, but it's deliberate now. He's called 6 times today, asking for a pizza, then to finally sing "Happy Birthday" to me, for no reason whatsoever. I told him to only call if ( Read more... )

Quotes from last night ( Read more... )

Power was out at work for the last few hours - apparently someone hit a pole, or something happened at the mall, as we all watched SIX fire engines race over there.

Power out! No computer at work! How will I survive?

Oh, by doing work. Imagine that.

But, the money allows me to do all sorts of stuff, so meh.

And:


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I drove in to work this morning to find cops everywhere, most of the parking lot cordoned off, and tv station vans lining the yellow tape ( Read more... )

A guy who knows fuck-all about computers came in today to "fix" our networking issues. He shut down every computer in the building and restarted them all a total of 4 times because he kept forgetting steps, used ctrl-alt-del to close UNSAVED documents on people's computers when he didn't know what to do with the "Do you want to save?" popup, and ( Read more... )