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countingcr0ws

My Favourite Sweatpants Dick

Jun 24, 2015 10:00

Title: My Favourite Sweatpants Dick
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, College!AU, Fluff, Frottage, Happy, Romance
Warning: Sweatpants dick only happens like in the fourth last page of the story. It's quite a respectable fic, to be honest.
Summary: Inspired by sweatpants dick from The Feeling of Your Skin ( Read more... )

dbsk inception, yunho!hapkido pro, perverted thoughts, weird writing, dick outline, jaejoong has that adorable coconut tree , debate president!changmin, debater!jaejoong, obsessive tagging, report as an excuse for them to meet, big dicks, sweatpants dick, no character development, active pervertism, yunho!jock, bad writing, great title as always, frottage, no sex as usual, group members, alternate universe - college/university

Comments 80

lamerk June 24 2015, 08:01:09 UTC

i love it how frustrated jj is while looking at the core of yunho's body and craving for touch.
and you made them look like kittens, again. which is cute af. how do you do that? XD♥

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 08:14:45 UTC

/flips to section 109b of the bad writing skills book ( ... )

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 08:22:43 UTC

waitttttttttttt. did you just refer to yunho's dick as the core of his body?????????????????????? if you did, wtf, you just bested me in this active pervertism shit. dudeeeeeeeeeee. tell me otherwise, i am feeling insecure and I can't function, loooooool.

lamerk June 24 2015, 09:09:08 UTC

lmaooo did i break you with that???????? sorry but yes, you guessed right and yes, i'm a hentai baby einzel xD

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believeinred June 24 2015, 08:46:00 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. oh my goodness! your tags! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. you do it like in tumblr. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i just cant. hahaha

as to YUNJAE, meehhh. as always ♥

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 09:04:32 UTC

ngl, there are times where I worry about the mess that is my tags but then i realise that i use the ao3 system (generally) so i calm a little. loool. not gonna look at my tags though. it'll be a complete nightmare and noooo, i'm not as cute as some of the really pro tumblr taggers. if i'm not wrong junxia (omg, yes, i just visited to check) is pretty good at tagging. somehowstillawake's pretty good too, lool. thanks for the compliment though, hahahaha. /runs off with the undeserving compliment.

and yeah, man.yunjae fluff is always cool. nudity and dick preying is always cool. yunho's big dick is always cool.

believeinred June 24 2015, 11:31:47 UTC

you should include in the tag "tagging like kim jaejoong in IG" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jaehee18 June 24 2015, 09:09:15 UTC

I AM SCREAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIING I HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A" NICE DECENT FIC" UNTIL JAEJOONG NUZZLED HIS FACE AGAINST YUNHO'S COCK ASDKLJSALKDALKDJALKDJA I CAN'T HOW CAN YOU WRITE THESE THINGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD YOU'RE MY IDOL I WISH I COULD WRITE STUFF LIKE THIS

JESUS CHRIST THIS FIC GOT ME SO HYPED LMFAO YOUR FICS MAKE ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE I AM NOT GETTING A BIG DICK IN MY LIFE [never got one near me ... tho] AND THE OWNER BEING HANDSOME AND PERFECT LIKE YUNHOYAH I MEAN SRSLY

THIS WAS SO CLICHEIC THO WITH THE UKNOW AND YOUNGWOONG BIAS THING AND I LOVE IT IDC IT'S CLASSIC IT'S PERFECT SRSLY

/GIVES YOU MY FIRST UNBORN CHILD IN EXCHANGE FOR MORE AMAZING FICS/

I LOVE YOU

/COUGH

( ... )

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 11:42:11 UTC

YES, THAT GIF IS IT, DUDE, YOU'RE AMAZING. ARE WE EXCHANGING FIRST BORNS NOW? LOOOOOOL. AND OMGGGG. DON'T EVEN START WITH THE YUNJAE LIKING DBSK BECAUSE I LIVE FOR THAT SHIT, OMG. LIKE IT'S SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL, YUNJAE BEING IN A REALITY WITH YUNJAE. LIKE CAN I STICK MY DICK SOMEWHERE ( ... )

jaehee18 June 24 2015, 12:03:59 UTC

I AM SCREAMING AGAIN LMAO WE NEED A FIC WITH YUNJAE MEETING UP WITH REALITY YOONJAE MAYBE REALITY YOONJAE TAKING SOME DRUGS MAN THAT MAKE YOU IMAGE THINGS STUFF AND THEY IMAGE THEIR LIFE TOGETHER IF THEY WOULDN'T BE IN THE SAME BAD AND HOW THEY WOULD GET TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE, HEAR ME OUT, FUCKING FATED AND FATED TO FUCK

I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT YOUR DICK OHYMGOD /NUZZLES IT WITH MY FACE/

JFC THAT WAS FUCKING WEIRD

I WILL GIVE YOU 14 CHILDREN IF IT;S NEEDED, ALL OF THEM FATHERED BY THE ALMIGHTY CHOIKANG CHANGMIN PLS AND YOU REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE /GRABBY HANDS/ /SOBS/ ILU SO MUCH /SMOOCH

I AM BERY INNOCENT /BLINKS EYES CUTELY/ LMFAO POINT YOUR DICK AT ME SENPAI !!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE INNOCENT, BUT I LEARNED MY LESSON !!! THO I REGRET NOTHING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, I KEPT REREADING IT EVEN THO I HAVE TO STUDY OMFG AFTER I AM DONE WITH MY EXAMS I SHOULD WATCH THAT HOLY ANIME !!!

FLOPPITY FLOP FLOP

I AM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER PLEASE OHYMGOOOOOOOD

( ... )

countingcr0ws June 25 2015, 00:36:55 UTC

IS IT WEIRD THAT I SEE THE GIF AND I WANT TO LAUGH? LIKE IT LOOKS SO PRACTISED WITH ZERO SEXY IN IT, WHELP. AND OFC I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M A CREEPING CREEPER. NAHH, LOL, I JUST NEVER FORGOT, LIKE DUDE, SO CLOSE YET SO FAR /CRIES INTO MY ERM, DICK, WOW.

OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU REREAD THE FIC. IS IT SO GOOD? LOL, OMG. I SHOULD BEGIN ON MY NEXT FIC THO, LOL. I WENT SCOPING FOR PROMPTS AGAIN YTD BEFORE IT WAS BIG BOY'S SLEEP SLEEP TIME FOR THE LITTLE BABY BOY THAT I AM :))) /FLASHES YOU MY BABY DICK. /WHINES AS YOU NUZZLE IT AND PUT IT WHOLE INTO YOUR MOUTH, OOOOH, I'M SUCH A PERVERT, YOU'RE WORST, LET'S DIE SOMEWHERE, LOOL.

AND OMG, I LOVE IT WHEN YUNJAES COLLIDE, LIKE I BEESWAXING HAD ONE AND IDK WHO HAD ONE TOO AND I WAS LIKE WOW, BONERRRRR. /BREAKS TOP QUARTER OF DICK OFF MID WANK.

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theladysilver June 24 2015, 10:17:38 UTC

Oh my gosh! This is just too cute and funny! I can totally picture Jaejoong and Yunho skyping. They're too cute for words.

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 11:51:30 UTC

i think i have a thing for them texting. a recent obsession that manifested a while after i read a superrrrrrrrrrr long remusXsirius fanfic that was almost entirely written via text. hahhahah. it's manifesting so strongly, help, hahaha. wow, totally unrelated reply, but looool. i can imagine yunho's dick tight in his pant leg as he sits indian style, loool. i'm a dirty asshole, and i can't stop thinking of ice creams, woah, it's wednesday already!!! i thoyght it was tuesday, crap.

theladysilver June 30 2015, 06:15:17 UTC

Hahahaha! Girl, your comments replies are a riot! XD

jaejungjong June 24 2015, 12:15:36 UTC

This is the cutest fic I have read for this year <33 The way you describe every single college related thing (the dorm, the shower basket, the google docs, the almost everything) I just went wow. This is it. No more bs school!au w/ zero knowledge on these stuffs. Kudos for u!

Thanks for sharing this one shot. It is an awesome ball story! Now brb while I go tweet the link

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 12:32:08 UTC

BONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. /i need to pee though. lemme pee then reply you /fidgets desperately. okay, i'm back, lemme screencap your nicencess for my friend, hahahhhaa. she'll be so proud of me (〃▽〃) anyway, hahaha, you flatterer, lol. i'm just smiling at my screen without the right words to reply you about the cutest fic compliment. it's really nice of you, haha, but i'm sure that there's a lot more cuter fics out there, omg! D: hahhhaah, but thank you though! i have like an aim to make my readers spend money to get a new set of teeth, lol. i'm literally writing fluff and happy stories, loool.

And omg, the dorm thing. You know how the guy's level is always way messier? With their shoes all over the place compared to the girls' and the whole nah, it's fine, I'll get up by myself and then you'll follow somebody into the dorm, lol. I'm a nerd for details too, hahaha, and i can't stop thinking about ice cream, whelp. That aside, thanks for the publicity ((ﾉ〃ω〃)ﾉﾞ i got one the last time too and i was like ( ... )