My Favourite Sweatpants Dick

[countingcr0ws]

Title: My Favourite Sweatpants Dick
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, College!AU, Fluff, Frottage, Happy, Romance
Warning: Sweatpants dick only happens like in the fourth last page of the story. It's quite a respectable fic, to be honest.
Summary: Inspired by sweatpants dick from The Feeling of Your Skin

Comments

[jaehee18]

I AM SCREAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIING I HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A" NICE DECENT FIC" UNTIL JAEJOONG NUZZLED HIS FACE AGAINST YUNHO'S COCK ASDKLJSALKDALKDJALKDJA I CAN'T HOW CAN YOU WRITE THESE THINGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD YOU'RE MY IDOL I WISH I COULD WRITE STUFF LIKE THIS

JESUS CHRIST THIS FIC GOT ME SO HYPED LMFAO YOUR FICS MAKE ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE I AM NOT GETTING A BIG DICK IN MY LIFE [never got one near me ... tho] AND THE OWNER BEING HANDSOME AND PERFECT LIKE YUNHOYAH I MEAN SRSLY

THIS WAS SO CLICHEIC THO WITH THE UKNOW AND YOUNGWOONG BIAS THING AND I LOVE IT IDC IT'S CLASSIC IT'S PERFECT SRSLY

/GIVES YOU MY FIRST UNBORN CHILD IN EXCHANGE FOR MORE AMAZING FICS/

I LOVE YOU

/COUGH

[countingcr0ws]

YES, THAT GIF IS IT, DUDE, YOU'RE AMAZING. ARE WE EXCHANGING FIRST BORNS NOW? LOOOOOOL. AND OMGGGG. DON'T EVEN START WITH THE YUNJAE LIKING DBSK BECAUSE I LIVE FOR THAT SHIT, OMG. LIKE IT'S SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL, YUNJAE BEING IN A REALITY WITH YUNJAE. LIKE CAN I STICK MY DICK SOMEWHERE????

AND HAHHAHHAA, NGL, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A DICK NEAR ME AT ALL, WELL A NAKED DICK DIRECTED AT MY LOVE CAVE BEFORE BUT DUDE, I FEEL YOU, LET ME LEND YOU MY DICK, IT'S QUITE BIG AND HARD FROM ALL THE EXCEL FORMULAS THAT I'VE DONE AND WE ALL KNOW HOW SMEXY EXCEL IS. /RUBS RUBS WITH THAT HAND MOVEMENT ALWAYS IN THOSE MALE MASTURBATION VIDS, YES.

AND NGL, CAN I GET LIKE ONE CHILD FOR LIKE EVERY IDK, 5 FICS THAT I WRITE? I STILL HAVE LIKE 71 TO GO, THAT'S LIKE 14 CHILDREN ONLY, LOLOLOLOL. YOU'RE GETTING QUITE A BARGAIN OVER HERE, HAHHA. I'LL GO DOWN TO CLUJ TO PICK YOUR KIDS UP ;D

AND DUDE, YOU ARE SO INNOCENT, I WANT TO POINT MY DICK AT YOU, LOOOOOL. HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT THIS IS INNOCENT, LOOOOL. /HOLDS YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY TWO HANDS. YOOOOO SOOOOOO CUUUUUUTEEEEEE. AND NGL, THE NUZZLED FACE ONE WAS INSPIRED, MAN. SERIOUSLY. LIKE I WAS JUST IMAGINING YH'S DICK TWITCHING AGAINST JJ'S FACE, LIKE THE DICK GOES LIKE OHHH, WHAT A CUTE FACE, OHHH, HE LOVES ME, I LOVE HIM TOO /REACHES OUT, /CRIES AT FACE HAAHAHA. BUT HONESTLY THOUGH. IT CAME FROM BOKU NO PICO. IT'S A HENTAI ANIME THAT MY FRIEND RECCED TO ME, AND SERIOUSLY. PICO LOVESSSSSSSS TO NUZZLE DICS, I SWEAR. THAT FUCKIGN DICK NUZZLER. I WAS LIKE OMGGG, IS HE NUZZLING THAT GUY'S DICK, OH MY GODDDDDD, HE REALLY LOVES DICK, HE'S HAVING A SPIRITUAL MOMENT WITH DICK, HELP, HELPPPPPPPPPPP. GO WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THAT ANIME (I DON'T USUALLY WATCH ANIMES). THE FIRST IS THE BEST, THE OTHER TWO EPISODES ARE MEHHH. PICO IS LIKE THE BEST DICK NUZZLER, BUT JJ TRIES TO GIVE PICO A RUN FOR HIS MONEY, /WATCHES YUNHO DICK JUMPING, AND YES, WHEN YUNHO JUMPED OFF HIS BED, IT WAS LITERALLY LIKE THAT, FLOPPITY FLOP FLOP.

[jaehee18]

I AM SCREAMING AGAIN LMAO WE NEED A FIC WITH YUNJAE MEETING UP WITH REALITY YOONJAE MAYBE REALITY YOONJAE TAKING SOME DRUGS MAN THAT MAKE YOU IMAGE THINGS STUFF AND THEY IMAGE THEIR LIFE TOGETHER IF THEY WOULDN'T BE IN THE SAME BAD AND HOW THEY WOULD GET TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE, HEAR ME OUT, FUCKING FATED AND FATED TO FUCK

I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT YOUR DICK OHYMGOD /NUZZLES IT WITH MY FACE/

JFC THAT WAS FUCKING WEIRD

I WILL GIVE YOU 14 CHILDREN IF IT;S NEEDED, ALL OF THEM FATHERED BY THE ALMIGHTY CHOIKANG CHANGMIN PLS AND YOU REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE /GRABBY HANDS/ /SOBS/ ILU SO MUCH /SMOOCH

I AM BERY INNOCENT /BLINKS EYES CUTELY/ LMFAO POINT YOUR DICK AT ME SENPAI !!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE INNOCENT, BUT I LEARNED MY LESSON !!! THO I REGRET NOTHING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, I KEPT REREADING IT EVEN THO I HAVE TO STUDY OMFG AFTER I AM DONE WITH MY EXAMS I SHOULD WATCH THAT HOLY ANIME !!!

FLOPPITY FLOP FLOP

I AM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER PLEASE OHYMGOOOOOOOD

[countingcr0ws]

IS IT WEIRD THAT I SEE THE GIF AND I WANT TO LAUGH? LIKE IT LOOKS SO PRACTISED WITH ZERO SEXY IN IT, WHELP. AND OFC I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M A CREEPING CREEPER. NAHH, LOL, I JUST NEVER FORGOT, LIKE DUDE, SO CLOSE YET SO FAR /CRIES INTO MY ERM, DICK, WOW.

OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU REREAD THE FIC. IS IT SO GOOD? LOL, OMG. I SHOULD BEGIN ON MY NEXT FIC THO, LOL. I WENT SCOPING FOR PROMPTS AGAIN YTD BEFORE IT WAS BIG BOY'S SLEEP SLEEP TIME FOR THE LITTLE BABY BOY THAT I AM :))) /FLASHES YOU MY BABY DICK. /WHINES AS YOU NUZZLE IT AND PUT IT WHOLE INTO YOUR MOUTH, OOOOH, I'M SUCH A PERVERT, YOU'RE WORST, LET'S DIE SOMEWHERE, LOOL.

AND OMG, I LOVE IT WHEN YUNJAES COLLIDE, LIKE I BEESWAXING HAD ONE AND IDK WHO HAD ONE TOO AND I WAS LIKE WOW, BONERRRRR. /BREAKS TOP QUARTER OF DICK OFF MID WANK.

[jaehee18]

I KNOOOOW HE'S SO AWKWARD LMFAO THAT'S WHY I POSTED IT, HE SEEMS LIKE A SEXUAL CREATURE BUT THEN ... BAM WHEN NEEDED TO DO THINGS HE'S LIKE "OH HERE I GO, HIPS GO LOW, I GET UP, FUCK, HOW YUNHO DOES THAT WHEN HE DANCES FOR ME?!" /CRIES/ MAYBE THERE WILL BE A CHANCE FOR US TO MEET AND ME NUZZLING YOUR DICK /SOBS

OFC I REREAD THIS FIC, ESPECIALLY NOW SINCE I AM SO STRESSED AND DOWN WITH MY EXAMS I GET A GOOD LAUGHTER <3 _ <3 YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BEGIN YOUR NEXT FIC !!!! YOU'D LET ME GIVE YOUR HOLY DICK A BLOWJOB OMFG /proud /feel special

YESSSSS NIKKI HAD IN ICE X SLEEPING BEAUTY, TATTOOIS X SLEEPING BEAUTY TWO PAIRS OF YUNJAE MEETING AND ONE ONESHOT ABOUT HOW JAEJOONG WAS YUNHO'S ELF OR SOMETHING IT WAS GORGEOUUUUUUSSS

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT "DOES YOUR YUNHO HAVE AN ANACONDA TOO?!" AND SQUAL BECAUSE OMG EVEN IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YUNHO IS STILL LOADED AND PERFECT

BUT IMAGE, REAL JAE AND FICITIONAL JAE BEING LIKE

[countingcr0ws]

Hahhahahah, the does your Yunho have an anaconda too, looool. And I've actually begun on my next fic, haha. Let me find the prompt. "Person A can talk to Cats and Person B’s cat is a very chatty fellow who thinks they should just date already and often spills Person B’s personal embarrassing info to Person A for fun" It's quite a joke, actually, oh my god, I'm trying to figure out how to make them get together by the end of it, and how to cram all the fluff into it. I remember wanting to add a section into somewhere. I think I'm a page and a half into it. Haha, I'll tag you when it's done!! :D Like probably like a week later or over the weekends if I can stop myself from lounging around and bless you for your exams????? Why are your papers so late though. College's out for most people, and I just pulled two loose hair out from my head, like it's fallen but not out and ugh, two.

And you're such a cockwhore, /pulls dick away to here you whine. Tell Daddy how much you want it, you slut.
Oh my god, bless you. Bless me. /pulls Emergency Holy Water Shower.

[jaehee18]

OHMYGOD THAT PROMPT SOUNDS GLORIOUS OMFG sounds so much fun slkdjsalkdjalkdj alkdal CAN I HAVE A WILD GUESS AND SAY THAT PERSON A IS YUNHO AND PERSON B IS JAE???! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIIIISSS I WILL STALK YOUR JOURNAL \O/////////////////////////////////////////////

THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING I HAVE ONE MORE TO GO
Ahhh my papers are so late because, here, there are two times you can give your exam, when it's scheduled and when the other people who failed the exams are taking it, and I let a few of them to take them now so I can have more time to study :DDDD engineering college sucks T_T /cries into your crotch/ omfg????! @_@ my hair has been falling like crazy too and it's because of my hormones #_# i am having a surplus of testosterone AM I TURNING INTO A MALE OMFG i want a big dick then

[I HAVE A THING FOR DADDY KINK]
I WANT YOUR COCK SO MUCH, DADDY /what i am saying omfg/

/joins the holy water shower with you/

BTW ARE U WATCHING ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK?/?

[countingcr0ws]

GASPS THE SHIT OUT OF THE WORLD, I POSTED MY COMMENT BUT IT DIDN'T LOAD SO I COPIED AND F5-ED AND WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL, FOUND AN EMAIL, MARVELLED AT KOREA UNIVERSITY'S INEFFICIENCY, TRACKED SOME SHIT, CAME BACK AND REALISED THAT I LOST MY COPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. AND YES, YES YOU ARE RIGHT THAT A IS YUNHO BUT I AM UNCOOL AND I AM WRITING WORSE AND WORSE SO I GAVE UP WRITING AND I SHELVED IT, PULLED OUT ANOTHER SHELVED FIC AND POSTED IT AND YOUR SCHOOL IS A NICE SCHOOL, WE IS NEVER HAVING DELAYED EXAMS, IF YOU IS THINKING YOU BE UNABLE TO DO WELL, FAKE AN ILLNESS, GET A DOCTOR'S LETTER, AND SKIP THE PAPER, AND THEN REDO THE MODULE IN THE NEXT SEMESTERRRRRRRRR. DO ALL YOUR GROUP WORKS AGAIN. THEREFORE, I HEREBY CONCLUDE THAT YOUR ENGINE COLLEGE IS COOL.

AND BE YOUR TESTOSTERONE REFERRING TO YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE HORMONES BC NOBODY BE BLAMING TESTOSTERONE DIRECTLY EVER AND I IS NOT KNOWING HOW TO RESPOND IN CASE I IS SAY WRONG AND YES, CRY INTO MY CROTCH, MY CROTCH GROWS UNDER THE TEARS OF YOUNG LADIES, MY CROTCH IS TAKING YOUR EYE OUT, MY CROTCH IS A DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. /ROARRRRRR.

THAT ASIDE, YOUR BIG DICK WILL NEVER BE BIGGER THAN MINE. AND YOU CAN KEEP A SMALL DICK. I LIKE GENITALIA SHAMING TOO. IT'S FANCY AND REALLY HOT. ANYTHING HUMILIATIING IS HOT. AND YOU CAN HAVE MY DICK ONLY AFTER YOU CRY MY DICK HUGE. /CHOKES YOU ON ME MONSTER.

and i is not watching oitnb, i is never watching tv, i is having no tv watching skills, i is never finish ptb or skks or rtp or bof or coffee prince or mary stayed out all night or anything because i is unable to sit my ass down. i is never watching anything, i is never doing anything but be uncool. be you should be thinking of oitnb when you be having last paper tho you be no longer having last paper????? you is a thought criminal, you is gon be choked to death with daddy's dig. /waves finger at le naughty slut.