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[coughingbear]

This morning, I was reflecting that surely sooner or later spam emails would start to merge, and I would be offered 'Exact Replica Peckers!' and 'Biggest Watches!'. In fact things have gone further; I've just been exhorted to 'Make Your Dinosaur Grow Bigger!'

Comments

[oursin]

I just had one of those!
Personally, I would rather have something to make my dinosaur smaller, so it would fit into the back garden.

[coughingbear]

Our back garden is getting a bit crowded, what with Hector the imaginary pig, the panda, the brown bear cub and the horse (to say nothing of the cats), so something to make them all smaller would be quite useful.

[ankaret]

I found out yesterday that according to Wikipedia ligers never stop growing, and now I want one. Peter keeps pointing out that we already have Bean, but since she only goes into the garden when I'm hanging out washing I don't see that it's a problem.

[coughingbear]

Oh, they sound gorgeous! I'm sure one could fit in our garden next to the pig.

[rosathome]

So how do you make the dinosaur grow bigger?

[coughingbear]

Tragically I deleted the email without checking. Extra calcium, perhaps?