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[coughingbear]

This morning, I was reflecting that surely sooner or later spam emails would start to merge, and I would be offered 'Exact Replica Peckers!' and 'Biggest Watches!'. In fact things have gone further; I've just been exhorted to 'Make Your Dinosaur Grow Bigger!'

Comments

[oursin]

I just had one of those!
Personally, I would rather have something to make my dinosaur smaller, so it would fit into the back garden.

[coughingbear]

Our back garden is getting a bit crowded, what with Hector the imaginary pig, the panda, the brown bear cub and the horse (to say nothing of the cats), so something to make them all smaller would be quite useful.

[ankaret]

I found out yesterday that according to Wikipedia ligers never stop growing, and now I want one. Peter keeps pointing out that we already have Bean, but since she only goes into the garden when I'm hanging out washing I don't see that it's a problem.

[coughingbear]

Oh, they sound gorgeous! I'm sure one could fit in our garden next to the pig.

[ankaret]

Then I could come to London to visit it.

[coughingbear]

You could go on safari around the dahlias.

[ankaret]

I've already been on safari round the dahlias with Fox. He was exhorting me to take his harness off so that he could show me something interesting in a flowerbed.

[coughingbear]

He is a poor but honest cat and you were his only hope.

[owlfish]

But if it's too small, you might misplace it. How sad it might be to lose one's dinosaur somewhere in the chives.