Wish granted.
The musical is performed in a barn and the barn collapses on you in a tragic manner.

I wish women knew how needy they are.

I wish my soulmate didn't think I was some horrible woman who likes jerks and who just wrote to him to laugh at him being full of love and just out to friend him for his poetry." Wish granted ( Read more... )

Granted. It's so popular that multi millionaires have decided to cash in to it and now instead of being free it now costs 5,000 dollars per wish post and is so cliquey that even Hollywood stars feel out of place posting on corrupted_wish and it starts all getting even more out of hand because ( Read more... )

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buffyaddict cured all cancer by developing a fleet of nanobots that targeted rapidly mutating cells. Unfortunately the nanobots could not distinguish between cancerogenous mutations and Meiosis, in cases where the host was not already undergoing Meiosis when the nanabots took hold: every prepubescent child on earth ( Read more... )

 Granted! Temperatures all over the world begin to drop by the hour. Small bodies of water turn completely to ice, followed by larger ones and eventually the ocean. People begin freezing to death left and right. It gets so cold that rain turns to solid shards of ice before it hits the ground, killing even more people. There is no food, because all ( Read more... )

Granted!

Just like a scene out of the movie "Tangled," your hair is over 70 feet long and capable of being used as a swing to escape dangerous situations and haul grown men up to your bedroom, should you choose. However, just like a DELETED scene from the movie "Tangled," your hair is an absolute matted disaster and full of dirt, twigs, and small ( Read more... )

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Done! Your family starts making an enormous fuss about your birthday. All of your relatives arrive at your birthday, including the ones you love to hate. They all arrive dressed up for your Buffy themed party. Trouble is, everyone is wearing the same Buffy costume, including yourself. It pisses you off that your most hated relatives are dressed as ( Read more... )

Wish granted, O fashionable one!

One day, while painting your nails and wearing oversized sunnies, your nails end up shining like Justice! So much that you become a traffic hazard, and not just because you swan around in a short skirt and a long jacket (sorry, I just had to put that in). The police (while wearing ultra dark sunnies and keeping a ( Read more... )