"I wish the people at my new job were more pleasant."
Wish granted!
Now the people at your workplace are TOO pleasant. You arrive at work and everyone is smiling unnaturally widely. Everyone speaks too nicely to you, using hokey language. It's like a scene out of The Stepford Wives, except the men are doing it too. So it's really creepy.
You try to ignore the weirdness, but they flock around you like sharks around chum. They will convert you to one of them, or kill you in the attempt. You'd better run while you still can.
I wish I could get past my sort-of writer's block.
Now the people at your workplace are TOO pleasant. You arrive at work and everyone is smiling unnaturally widely. Everyone speaks too nicely to you, using hokey language. It's like a scene out of The Stepford Wives, except the men are doing it too. So it's really creepy.
You try to ignore the weirdness, but they flock around you like sharks around chum. They will convert you to one of them, or kill you in the attempt. You'd better run while you still can.
I wish I could get past my sort-of writer's block.