Please visit your CORNLORD's most holy community, youbowtothecorn, and leave your praise.

Yet another hymn for YOU, the minions of CORNLORD, to commit to memory and hum during all waking hours. This was graciously translated by rasp_utin.

( Our Corn is an Awesome Corn )

And now for a little change of pace. Current '93 wrote a song inspired by myself several years ago, and I do believe I will paste it here for your viewing pleasure.

It artfully details how CORNLORD is forever.

( Bow to this song, after bowing to CORNLORD )

...As it was prophesized by the fourth farmer on the 26th day of the seventh month of the year 1944, your most holy corn god has come to salvage ye sinners for the field. I will bestow upon you my cornly gifts, which are many ( Read more... )