your corn god hath arrived.

[cornlord]

...As it was prophesized by the fourth farmer on the 26th day of the seventh month of the year 1944, your most holy corn god has come to salvage ye sinners for the field. I will bestow upon you my cornly gifts, which are many.

Let it be known: The lord is among ye!

Feel free to leave friendly and/or worshipful messages of greeting.

That's all then; you're excused from my holy presence for the remainder of the day.