Thu, 18:04: RT @ hitRECordJoe: BTW- @ ticketmaster is a band deplorable thieves for charging such outrageous fees. fuck those guys.. :'( feel free to RT…
Fri, 17:19: RT @ suttnutz: Literally the most Boston thing I've ever seen. Authorities ask Dunkin Donuts to remain open during lockdown. http://t.co/YbB…
Wed, 18:24: RT @ Oatmeal: BREAKING: White smoke rises! Cardinals emerge super stoned, looking for snacks.
Wed, 18:37: RT @ SarcasticRover: Mars doesn't have a pope… partially because you can't make white smoke without oxygen, and also because we're Unitar ...
Sat, 20:34: RT @ LolOhWonka: Me: Mom do you want any help? Mom: No thanks sweetie. *5 minutes later* Mom: HONEST TO GOD ITS LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE ARO ...