Wed, 18:24: RT @ Oatmeal: BREAKING: White smoke rises! Cardinals emerge super stoned, looking for snacks.
Wed, 18:37: RT @ SarcasticRover: Mars doesn't have a pope… partially because you can't make white smoke without oxygen, and also because we're Unitar ...
Wed, 18:41: RT @ jdhenchman: “@ GlennGeffner: World waits as new Pope finishes Human Resources paperwork. Insurance coverage. Emergency contact. Direc ...
Wed, 18:44: RT @ cleolinda: RT @ LacyMB: Um, the Vatican is using emoticons?? RT @ PCCS_VA: HABEMUS PAPAM \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/