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[coolbowtie]

[Voice.]

Blimey.

I've just killed someone.

He tried to take a nice bite out of me and so, acting entirely in self defense I assure you, I had a go at him with a shovel.

Knocked his head clean off.

Not how I planned on starting my- No! No, no, no, no! Don't come in here! Oh yes, I did just kill your friend, didn't I? Definitely sorry

Comments

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[10_year_old_kid]

[A zombie just behind the Doctor is suddenly filled with machine gun fire. ... Except the bullets appear to be seeds coming from the mouth of a big green lizard.]

[coolbowtie]

I was doing quite alright on my own.

[he doesn't seem that annoyed in reality]

[10_year_old_kid]

Well, there is a lot of 'em...

Scep... tile!

[coolbowtie]

And what's that?

[gestures at Sceptile]

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

[ She listens to the conversation, a little amused grin on her face. ]

Undead could also work for them.

[coolbowtie]

Fine, be picky if you want. They're technically "corpses reanimated by a particularly nasty and contagious virus", if we want to play semantics.

[notalwystrthful]

Or it's also the result of a man who was foolish enough to unleash them, and with it, he made us deal with his problem while he didn't take the blame for it.

But, then again, your explanation also works.

[coolbowtie]

Well, of course he did.

He's only human after all.

action;

[ironicjournal]

[ ....what is even that half-hearted swing. Allow Bro and his rake to step up and lend a hand. ]

Man.

You're doin' it wrong.

[coolbowtie]

[Looks like he'd like to take a swing at you, Bro.]

Sorry, didn't realize there was a proper way to bludgeon someone in the face. I'll do better next time.

[ironicjournal]

Ooh, that stings. [ Some people get so touchy when their friends and acquaintances could possibly become mindless flesh-eating monsters. Alas. ]

Wouldn't say we're up to our necks in someones, but whatever.

[coolbowtie]

Well, they were. Not anymore. Don't fancy being like them either.

[Phone]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Oh.

Oh how funny.

[coolbowtie]

Don't you have someone's rotting corpse to gloat over and/or possibly eat?

[sturmbahnfurher]

For a man who advocates pacifism, have you always had such a relatively violent personality?

[coolbowtie]

Violent? Haha, no you haven't seen me violent. Not yet. Not even a bit.

[Except when he knocked your head off.]

Voice

[after_thesky]

Doctor? Are you alright?

[Sarah Jane's voice makes it clear that she doesn't think he is]

[coolbowtie]

Yes, fine! Covered in brains, blood, and sick, but otherwise completely fine!

[after_thesky]

You've always had a rather unique definition of fine.

[coolbowtie]

Well, I've certainly been worse, eh?