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[coolbowtie]

[Voice.]

Blimey.

I've just killed someone.

He tried to take a nice bite out of me and so, acting entirely in self defense I assure you, I had a go at him with a shovel.

Knocked his head clean off.

Not how I planned on starting my- No! No, no, no, no! Don't come in here! Oh yes, I did just kill your friend, didn't I? Definitely sorry

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[Phone]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Oh.

Oh how funny.

[coolbowtie]

Don't you have someone's rotting corpse to gloat over and/or possibly eat?

[sturmbahnfurher]

For a man who advocates pacifism, have you always had such a relatively violent personality?

[coolbowtie]

Violent? Haha, no you haven't seen me violent. Not yet. Not even a bit.

[Except when he knocked your head off.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Then I can't wait for the day I do.

[coolbowtie]

You'll be waiting a long time then. Sorry to disappoint.