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[coolbowtie]

[Voice.]

Blimey.

I've just killed someone.

He tried to take a nice bite out of me and so, acting entirely in self defense I assure you, I had a go at him with a shovel.

Knocked his head clean off.

Not how I planned on starting my- No! No, no, no, no! Don't come in here! Oh yes, I did just kill your friend, didn't I? Definitely sorry

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[ironicjournal]

[ ....what is even that half-hearted swing. Allow Bro and his rake to step up and lend a hand. ]

Man.

You're doin' it wrong.

[coolbowtie]

[Looks like he'd like to take a swing at you, Bro.]

Sorry, didn't realize there was a proper way to bludgeon someone in the face. I'll do better next time.

[ironicjournal]

Ooh, that stings. [ Some people get so touchy when their friends and acquaintances could possibly become mindless flesh-eating monsters. Alas. ]

Wouldn't say we're up to our necks in someones, but whatever.

[coolbowtie]

Well, they were. Not anymore. Don't fancy being like them either.

[ironicjournal]

Yeah, figure nobody's much for the living dead lifestyle. Ain't exactly gracing all the magazine covers.

[coolbowtie]

Well, the smell is rather tough to deal with.

[ironicjournal]

I hear that. Some apocalypses weren't meant for a bro without a poker face. [ Yeah he'd probably say that waffles aren't meant for bros without poker faces either. ]