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[coolbowtie]

[Filtered from the Master]Okay, you lot out there. Stop what you're doing, shut up, and listen to me. This is very important, so don't interrupt me until I'm done, hold all stupid questions until then

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[rulethegame]

Like you, hmm? In that case, why should we trust your word on this? Could be you're the one who wants to destroy the world, and he's the one trying to stop you.

[coolbowtie]

Oh of course, someone who calls himself "the Master" is probably quite harmless.

[rulethegame]

Again, all we have is your word that he calls himself this. And as far as I know, unless the town gives them back, everyone is rendered powerless here.

[coolbowtie]

It's not his powers, it's his mind and nothing here has done anything to shut off my brain so it's highly unlikely it will affect his!

[numanstan]

... What's with this place and always bringin' in mad people? Like it isn't bad enough here, they've got to go and lock us up with some psychopaths to keep it interestin'.

[coolbowtie]

Bad things attract other bad things, I called it a "soup of bad" to someone else but that's really an awful metaphor.

[numanstan]

Yeah, that's pretty bad. Maybe it's like... an evil magnet! Or Mayfield's a pair of black trousers and evil's those little white fuzzies that always get stuck to 'em!

[coolbowtie]

Ooh, it's bad metaphor soup here.

[smallestknight]

That's scary.

[coolbowtie]

Very scary, utterly terrifying, so smart people will stay away.

[smallestknight]

I'll be smart. Promise.

[coolbowtie]

Good! I like that promise very much. I hope you can make your friends make the same one.

[relaxiamadoctor]

I've heard this said about many people thusfar. Regardless, if he comes to me for medical assistance I shall still help him~

[coolbowtie]

I don't want him dead so I suppose he needs someone to help him.

[relaxiamadoctor]

...May I ask who this is?

[OOC: *rimshot*]

[coolbowtie]

Call me the Doctor. If you end up doing anything to him, you'll be calling me anyway.

[supersizedpower]

You're looking for a hero?

[coolbowtie]

No, too late, already got one.

[supersizedpower]

Where?

I bet I'm better.

[coolbowtie]

Me.

Think of it this way, I'm the hero and he's my arch-nemesis and what happens to everyone else? Well, I'm going to spoil the story for you tell you, they die.