Bear?
You're such a good dog.
I mean, you sure do LOOK like a good dog!
I've seen pictures of good dogs, and you sure do look like one.
Did you know I get Good Dog Monthly?
CUZ YOU'RE ON THE COVER EVERY MONTH!

hahahaha thats my latest fave.

Yesterday, I ( Read more... )

This week I have been reeling from a million emotions, mostly of the sad kind, and when I came to a halt outside my old apartment, my heart ached tremendously when I saw a light on inside. Someone had moved in ( Read more... )

seriously, how could you NOT love the girl in the progressive insurance commercials?!?? love love love her!

so the other night i noticed something in the middle of the lawn & upon turning on my porch light i saw it was an empty vodka bottle. yay! ghetto living ( Read more... )

"hey bear bear!
hey bear!
you're so handsome!
how'd you get so handsome??
I didn't tell you you could go into the handsome closet!
I didn't say you could play dress up with the handsome clothes!"

hhahahahaha wtf

i'm 27 and i still just wanna hang out with my momma, cry on her shoulder, go shopping with her, share great news with her. my heart hurts so much for certain people (on here & otherwise) who don't have that opportunity, and even for my own mother, whose mother died at the age of 65 when my mom was 42. thats still too early to lose your mom, to ( Read more... )

what was i thinking? september has been the shittiest month in YEARS.

sigh.

holy crap holy crap holy crap SEPTEMBER GET HERE ( Read more... )

Changed the litter box. after a month. don't tell the ASPCA, but im not a good cat mom. emotionally, i'm there. but litterboxes? SIGH ( Read more... )