I need some fundie catch phrases
The grocery store across the street from my house has an employee that is a very faithful catholic. She sets up a little shrine at her register every time she works. It's complete with little saint medals, pictures and little handwritten bible verses. I would like to complain about this. I know that if I make a frontal assault of "Get that christian crap out of my sight" it will go over like a lead balloon. So I was thinking of using the anti-catholic evangelical protestant angle. The problem is, I've spent so much of my life here in the land of Oral Roberts and Rhema, that I cannot for the life of me figure out how they would complain about papist Idolitry.
On the plus side, she doesn't have any lit candles. (Yet)
On the plus side, she doesn't have any lit candles. (Yet)