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I decided to take advantage of the incredibly beautiful day by busting out the jogging shoes. I got about two blocks before my body cried out “WTF are you doing fatty? You haven’t gone jogging in like a year. Your ass is chair-shaped now. This is too much activity.” I ( Read more... )

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So, I had a job interview recently at this place: Netsmart. It is possible that I applied at this place just because I feel the name settles in nicely with the likes of TruSecure and Cybertrust, which are company names already on my resume. If I get hired there, it will be ( Read more... )

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I am frightened because this might be targeted advertising, implying that I have searched for some combination of terms which makes Google assume I am looking for an extreme chemical peel.


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Thanks to the reddits, I happened upon this site today: youarenotsosmart.com, and am now eagerly awaiting the release of the associated book.

The site is a collection of essays about the power of self-deception in the face of realities we do not wish to accept. One article in ( Read more... )

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They have a box for special driver instructions. People should take advantage of that more often.


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This might be the most ridiculous thing ever.

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I know I’ll sleep better knowing that the wealthy relieve themselves in total comfort. On a balcony, apparently. And why not? Because if you’re the sort of asshole that buys a $6400 toilet, you are probably the sort of asshole ( Read more... )

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The birth of religion on our Minecraft server:


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John sent me this today - everyone should expect Christmas cards next year.


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