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This might be the most ridiculous thing ever.

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I know I’ll sleep better knowing that the wealthy relieve themselves in total comfort. On a balcony, apparently. And why not? Because if you’re the sort of asshole that buys a $6400 toilet, you are probably the sort of asshole ( Read more... )

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The birth of religion on our Minecraft server:


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Which is to say, Happy Thanksgiving! It’s 5 A.M. and I’m still sort of too full to sleep. I have done this American tradition proud.

Holidays usually don’t mean much more to me than enjoying the company of friends and family and enjoying obscene amounts of food. I do not ( Read more... )

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Saturday afternoon I walked outside and discovered my car sitting amidst the glittering confetti of its own busted window. Apparently someone saw that I had a couple of phone chargers and an auxiliary cable plugged into the dash and simply couldn’t resist such a bounty.

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No, really - go look at this bullshit

I can only express my awe and respect at the wholehearted commitment to utter lack of credibility. Bravo guys. Way to whittle away support you might of had in preventing legitimate cruelty to animals by making this tripe your public face ( Read more... )

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Then he must be made of wood. Burn the witch! (Burn to ash and bone)

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida substitute teacher says his job disappeared after doing a magic trick in front of his students.

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas made a toothpick disappear, then reappear in front ( Read more... )

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A couple weeks after I had already put this conversation out of my head, finding this article on Kotaku - Americans More Offended by Sex, Gay Kissing Than Severed Heads - made me ready to grumble about our culture’s fucked up value system again.

I really don’t get why we are, in ( Read more... )

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This morning the bf sent me a link announcing a pre-order sale for Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Seems Walmart had the game listed for $19.99 when everyone else was listing it as $49.99. Naturally I rushed over to place my order. Moments after my order had cleared, going to the ( Read more... )

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Yesterday I was driving home from the store and I passed a church. While I was sitting in traffic waiting for everyone to inch safely through the shitty road conditions, I happened to glance at the sign in front of the church. You know, the ones with the clever wordplay and ( Read more... )

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I was crossing the street toward the Quick-e-mart last night, when a guy in an SUV called out to me. I thought I recognized the voice, and I turned to head toward the car. As I got closer, I realized the guy in the driver’s seat was not who I thought it was. While trying to ( Read more... )