so maybe you just realized faster ( Read more... )

"A Phone Call Before Christmas"

I hope every time you see my face on your toolbox you feel what a complete failure you are.

 “An eminent writer scarcely overstated the point when he observed, “that it would occasion a man of humanity more real disturbance to know that he was the next morning to lose his little finger, than to hear that the great empire of China had been suddenly swallowed up by an earthquake. The thoughts of the former, would keep him awake all night; ( Read more... )

 Liking on youtube at least makes people try to be liked- the internet gave everyone access to voice their opinion, and a year ago, there were many idiots who couldn’t even spell what they were saying- nevermind the actual disgraceful content of what they were saying ( Read more... )

my heart's breaking for you tonight, because as much as i want to be her, that's probably how much you want to be with her.

 It's hard being the girl men will want to marry someday when they're all still little boys around you.

I'm your puppet ( Read more... )

 If you drive over past Pacific Park any given Tuesday afternoon, the same people are still sitting around, smoking cigarettes, talking about last night.  

 I am writing this entry 34,000 feet above ground. Apparently you can get wi-fi in-flight now. Impressive.

I suppose it would be incredible to get paid to write.