Funny. These are so true.

1. Don't ask me for your check, then wait till I run to a computer, and then all the way back to your table just to throw your credit card at me without looking it over. Why didn't you give it to me in the first place, if you weren't even going to LOOK at the bill?

2. Don't snap your fingers at me. Don't wave at me like I am ( Read more... )

Wilco concert last night.

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Surprisingly one of the best concerts I've ever been to in my life! And I felt like I definately got all my money's worth. They played for at least two hours with a double encore. AMAZING. I would like to have a no strings attatched love affair with Jeff Tweedy.

So....I just got back from a date with Mr. Big...AMbiguous that is. There's a guy I work with who since the day we met I thought to be completely gay. Then he won these passes for free dinner and movie for two, and asked me to go with him. And I did. And some other girl said that he liked me. And I'm confused. He's not like, flaming or anything. He ( Read more... )

WTF.

When did I write ANY of those words??

I have been MIA for the past couple of weeks as I have been swallowed by the Macaroni. But I do know every item on the menu now as well as what's in it (and we gotta big ass menu, lemme tell you) I also know a thing or two about wine now. So come visit me and I'll enlighten you ( Read more... )

Home sweet home. I am finally home for good and it is the most wonderful feeling in the world right now. I can't wait to see everyone.

We're getting a new dog on Sunday for my mom. I am SO excited. I think it's a chocolate lab puppy. EFFING. ADORABLE.

Let's get it started in here.

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Alright I haven't truly updated in a couple of months, so I figured my birthday would be a good time to do it. Today was an interesting prelude to my day of birth. I got an early birthday present this morning while driving to work at 8:44 AM. A $182 ticket. OKAY SERIOUSLY. What the heck are cops doing scouting out drivers at 8:45 on a Sunday ( Read more... )

HOOK 'EM BABY.