Could you lay out my morning suit and tell my aunt Jemimah that I will join her in the drawing room?
Alright I haven't truly updated in a couple of months, so I figured my birthday would be a good time to do it. Today was an interesting prelude to my day of birth. I got an early birthday present this morning while driving to work at 8:44 AM. A $182 ticket. OKAY SERIOUSLY. What the heck are cops doing scouting out drivers at 8:45 on a Sunday morning? Trying to catch people rushing to church? That ain't right. Stupid Officer Fegly. More like Officer Fugly! Hahaha! Hmmm...
And I have a midterm tomorrow on my birthday. Fabulous.
So, these aren't the best things that could happen on such a day, but you know what? I am okay with that. I am not gonna let that get me down. Because sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful!
And I have a midterm tomorrow on my birthday. Fabulous.
So, these aren't the best things that could happen on such a day, but you know what? I am okay with that. I am not gonna let that get me down. Because sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful!