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PETER PETTIGREW: 12 April 1976

Jul 13, 2006 21:53

To: The honorable Mssr. Forthright Briggs
From: Peter Pettigrew A Student P. Pettigrew

I am a student at Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I am currently dealing with the side effects of writing a paper on Animagi. My mates keep making fun of me bec- Is the animal an Animagi becomes always a defenitive statement on who they are ( Read more... )

1976, peter_pettigrew

Comments 38

favourite_son July 14 2006, 09:27:09 UTC

*giggles at the thought of lots of baby Wormtails running around somewhere and their mother having to explain about their father*

pe_pettigrew July 14 2006, 20:06:16 UTC

Hehe. That's a whole new can of worms. I wonder if there are Wizarding Jerry Springer shows. :p Is this rat my liter's daddy?

favourite_son July 14 2006, 20:48:24 UTC

Oh goodness, that's crack!fic that desperately needs to be written!

rabastanlestran July 14 2006, 09:42:01 UTC

Peter is wonderful! *hugs him*

I wonder what I'd be if I was an Animagi? What do you think, Peter?

pe_pettigrew July 14 2006, 20:07:07 UTC

*thinks*

A cat probably, since you're so fond of them. Unless there's something else you think you'd like to be.

rabastanlestran July 14 2006, 20:29:59 UTC

I think I'd make a good cat.

*stretches out, smirking*
I could curl up in people's laps and rub against them and live off cream and turkey until I die.

pe_pettigrew July 14 2006, 20:54:14 UTC

*looks off*

That wouldn't be a bad life, actually. If we could figure out how to keep that git room mate of yours from killing you off.

*smirks*

I bet you'd really like being scratched behind the ears.

Thread 11

stagboy July 14 2006, 09:42:24 UTC

*prods*
Well? The lady-rats going to have to lock up their daughters? Fantastic!

pe_pettigrew July 14 2006, 20:07:52 UTC

*sigh*

I crossed it out. I don't want him to think I'm a nutter. What kind of essay could possibly ask a question that would be answered by that?

stagboy July 14 2006, 20:10:46 UTC

*tuts, frowning*
Oh you're no fun! He doesn't know what the tutors are teaching us these days. Tell him it was extra credit or something.
*shrugs*
Well I guess we're just going to have to find out the practical kind. How's about we round up some girly rats and... *winks* ... you can give it a go?

pe_pettigrew July 14 2006, 20:18:36 UTC

*fake gags*

How about not?

*raises eyberow*

You know, the most practical test would be to have a larger animagus try. I mean, for strictly scientific purposes of course. I bet there's a knot in the whomping willow with your name on it.

*grin*

Thread 12

the_rat_king July 14 2006, 18:29:47 UTC

Come! Join us! Don't be afraid!

pe_pettigrew July 14 2006, 20:08:26 UTC

I'm not afraid. And I er-, am not sure what you're talking about.

*side glance*

the_rat_king July 18 2006, 01:30:06 UTC

Ah! You are not afraid! How splendid!

Join us. Join the rats. We are more powerful than you can imagine!

greddy_freddy July 15 2006, 00:14:58 UTC

my mates want to know if I can do it with lady rats

Best. Line. Ever.

Thank you for this letter - made Fred and I laugh hysterically.

pe_pettigrew July 15 2006, 00:53:15 UTC

You're welcome. :p You can truly think pre_raphaelite1 for that burning question though. Hehe. It slayed me the first time I heard it out loud.

pre_raphaelite1 July 15 2006, 07:26:28 UTC

Oi! I'm getting blamed for more bestiality?

...

YAY!

You still owe me some Eve/Wormtail, young lady!