FRED WEASLEY: 1 October, 1995

[greddy_freddy]

Dear Billy Goat, put down the eyelash curler, this is important.

Hullo, knob. Haven’t written to you in a while, but I expect you’re too busy seducing sexy foreign birds to care notice whether I’ve written or not. Anyway, straight to the point. While you’re having fun in the sun just outside Cairo, I'm sad to say that back here at Hogwarts we

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[sword_and_belt]

Just a note, Justin's in Hufflepuff. Don't know if that's Fred's mistake, or yours, though.

*nervous* I didn't...I don't...I'm not going out with Ginny. I don't want to, either. *quickly* Not that she's not worthy of people wanting to go out with her...

Eee, Fred is such a good older brother. You play him so well. Ernie is apparently being a dork right now.

[greddy_freddy]

*blushes and lays all blame on Fred* HE did it. Will fix, I have NO IDEA how I missed that.

*nods skeptically* Right, and do you usually cross the hall first thing in the morning to ask random girls questions?

Haha, thank you. *cuddles Ernie*

[sword_and_belt]

*has no idea what exactly Fred is talking about* *recovers from his nervousness a bit* I don't see why I can't.

Welcome. Ernie: *tenses up, looks at you skeptically*

[greddy_freddy]

*cryptically* Well, just watch yourself, mate.

*about to go, then stops himself* Do you want a cupcake, by any chance?

[dragon_hide]

I think you're being to subtle, freddy. Charms...hexes, I mean, what if the trecherous bloke doesn't quite get the point? I think I could lend you a Welsh green with a toothache that might assist any young gentleman in respecting our sister. You need only say the word.

[greddy_freddy]

Charlie!♥

That would be brilliant. Do you think you could send it by morning post?

[dragon_hide]

:D Weasley love!

Could be a little tricky. The post gets uppity if your package incinerates the owls. If it comes to it, I can ask one of the other dragon tamers to ride him down. You know, one of the big, hairy, possibly-related-to-Hagrid dragon tamers.

Just for safe measure, ya see.

[batbogey_hex]

OH MY GOD. SO MUCH LOVE. *loves and kisses and dies laughing*

*quite obviously flustered by all the questions from several people asking about her brothers' equally flustering questions*

*marches over to Fred and prods him solidly in the chest*
What is going on here? Questions, Fred! Too many of them! And they all seem to have to do with either me, or you.

[greddy_freddy]

*smiles maddeningly and puts his hands up to defend himself*

Ginny, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

*fishes around in pocket and picks the fluff of something slightly squished* Cupcake?

[batbogey_hex]

*swats his hands away impatiently, resuming her poking rather firmly*

*slightly irritated smile*
Oh, certainly, brother dear. You've no idea what I'm talking about. Of course.

*stares at him when he offers the cupcake, then staring at it in her hand a moment*
*after a moment, waving the cupcake about as she speaks*

No. I suppose you wouldn't know what I'm talking about. But do you know what you're talking about? Someone else's business, perhaps? Your own innocent little sister's business?

[greddy_freddy]

*winces at the pokes* Oi, Gin.

*grins* I'm merely looking out for your welfare. Aren't I allowed to do that? *casually, miming eating* You really should eat that cupcake, you know. First class.

[bluebronze_gold]

*cackles maniacally* Oh so very very much love!

*blushes and ducks his head*
Ginny's m'friend... but just that. Promise m'not interested in her. I'm- erm... I'm seeing someone, yeah?

*headdesk* Repost necessary for that AWFUL misspelling.

[greddy_freddy]

Thanks! ♥

Oh, you're seeing someone? *sounds slightly relieved*

*struck by a thought and puts a hand on Anthony's shoulder* Hey, d'you know anything about who might be going out with Ginny? *grins conspiratorially* You could be my inside man on this, you know.

[bluebronze_gold]

*colour flares up on his cheeks*
Yeah. I am.

*shoulder rolls under Fred's hand*
Erm... Um... No? Really. I- *voice cracks a bit* I don't know who she's going out with.
*nervously*
Why would you want to know?

[greddy_freddy]

*barely notices Anthony's blush*

*raises an eyebrow* You've got no clue?
*grins wickedly* Just taking an interest.

[trickster_gryff]

You have officially made my DAY!
After I've finished laughing my butt off, may I erect a temple in your honor and worship you in a properly awed fashion? ;)

*so much love*

[greddy_freddy]

Haha, thanks so much. ♥ Fred says that this temple idea pleases him greatly, and he's counting on Sirius to provide the necessary offerings of buxom beauties and delicious food.

[trickster_gryff]

You are very welcome.

I expected as much from Fred, and Sirius is more than happy to provide all necessary supplies and equipment. Firewhiskey, included.

[greddy_freddy]

*nods approvingly* Any good place of worship needs alcohol. Crates and crates of it.