Amazon.com is the best. I just bought three books - all in almost new condition for under 10 dollars. I bought Heavier than Heaven (kurt cobains life story) The Davinci Code, and a Clockwork Orange. and shipping is cheap too. i'm a book nerd yeah, so what. and right now im reading 1984, which is, for lack of a better word, weird. i like it. okay so ( Read more... )

this is the most sense-making quote ever: ready?

To obtain a bird's eye is
to turn a blizzard to a breeze

last night i did pilates and ill tell you what. that was the last time for a while, dont make me laugh ill stop breathing. so what they basically wanted for us to do was put our legs behind our heads, in our asses and out our mouths - then stretch. im pretty flexible i think but sweet mother of god im sore. also i dont have work friday which is a ( Read more... )

I finished The Lovely Bones at work today, it was worth every second it took to read- seconds that id otherwise be spending probably rotting my brain out watching oprah or watching other shitty shows religiously like the oc. i hate the oc dont comment all you oc whores. i got my pay re-adjusted because for two months ive been making 50 cents less ( Read more... )

someone stole my moms stereo from her car today while it was in my driveway. attn! im now keeping a loaded rifle by the door at all times so if youre the culprit then the next time time you straight up rob the shit out of me- i hope youre wearing a bullet proof vest. You know, every day when people wake up and go to work to spend 12 hours being ( Read more... )

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fat brittany is walking over, good thing too she, could use some excersize. i feel bad for her ya know? now i dont know if anyone has seen her lately but shes blowing up like oprah. everyday i see her slop 5 chicken sandwiches followed by a carton of chocolate milk and then 6 bags of hohos/doritos - no joke. friday im going to a the penn and my ( Read more... )

alright i did something today that im not proud of ( Read more... )

i think im getting contacts because i dont ever wear my glasses and i should

VALLEY OF FEARS WAS SO GREAT HOLY SHIT ( Read more... )