i know, i haven't been on this thing since january but here's the deal.. i dunno who still comes on this thing but give me any beachy song you can think of, here i'll start..bob marley, jimmy buffet, sublime.. even if i dont know you and you just came across this, i dont bite so GIMME SOME FEEDBACK

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yeah so right now my uncle is probably half green and half silver, lying naked in the middle of the field, three sheets to the wind. or in jail ( Read more... )

holy god everyone is on overload tonight. its because the teachers wait until the last week to shove all of their failing students grades in, then they give themselves two days to grade - so that makes everything due this unfortunate wednesday. and we had monday off so thats ..what? let me do the math. ONE DAY. i think tomorrow will be the highest ( Read more... )

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so everyone i hate to be the one to break the news but its true. the world really is ending. taking into consideration that we have yet to blow ourselves up, god's decided to take things into his own spiteful hands. didnt go to church on sunday? you'll be the first to die in the next natural disaster. and just what am i going to do about it? well ( Read more... )

I had TWO cookies that were left sitting on the table for ME to eat. I came home for school and they were gone. poof. vanished into thin air. As if I wasnt already pissed enough about my cookies, I went up to go to the bathroom and the toilet seat up was up. Aha! I smelled a larry. I mean, you have to very simply ask yourself - If I eat this two ( Read more... )

WELL IM JUST A HAPPY LITTLE SHIT ARENT I??!!

he's so cute. im tellin ya - he's a babe.

so i guess around this time of the month i'd consider myself a bag of emotions. women all around (boys in touch with your feminine side?) - you hear me. yeah so anyway this bag im talking about.... its just filled to the brim with every shitty feeling possible and then thrown in theres a couple off the wall feelings so what youre left with sounds ( Read more... )

christmas cookies are a big mood lifter. they almost make me want to donate money to those people ringing their bells outside every store in the world. ALMOST. but hey - during this time, it's the thought that counts... isn't it?? speaking of nice thoughts, actually no it has nothing to do with nice thoughts im just excited about it. i got a ( Read more... )

do you have a problem keeping your hands out of your significant otheres pants in public? so does half of upper merion! i get free softcore porn everday from various couples in the hallway and hey, im not complaining!..jk i am so stop it. its nasty ( Read more... )