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last night i did pilates and ill tell you what. that was the last time for a while, dont make me laugh ill stop breathing. so what they basically wanted for us to do was put our legs behind our heads, in our asses and out our mouths - then stretch. im pretty flexible i think but sweet mother of god im sore. also i dont have work friday which is a beautiful thing
and im pretty sure that i are teh winnar. who else has a hamster that doubles as a dog? alright so this hamster is no ordinary rodent. it lives under my washing machine and made a nest out of insulation it pulled from behind a wall, how does it eat? ill tell you. my mom leaves a bowl of water and a bowl of food out for it and every morning at 6:49 it scurries out from her home. whats next? children. pretty soon it will have babies everywhere, and my mom will be a proud grandmother of ratdogs. maybe not tho because i think the hamster is starting to form gender issues anyway i need an exterminator.
happy 18th john!! give blood!
and im pretty sure that i are teh winnar. who else has a hamster that doubles as a dog? alright so this hamster is no ordinary rodent. it lives under my washing machine and made a nest out of insulation it pulled from behind a wall, how does it eat? ill tell you. my mom leaves a bowl of water and a bowl of food out for it and every morning at 6:49 it scurries out from her home. whats next? children. pretty soon it will have babies everywhere, and my mom will be a proud grandmother of ratdogs. maybe not tho because i think the hamster is starting to form gender issues anyway i need an exterminator.
happy 18th john!! give blood!