[Well Cuba was dead for a while....that was fun ( Read more... )

 Well Papá Noel's apperently just as much of a bastard as Amercia is.

....Sorry Finland, this worlds version of Papá Noel is the bastard.

Still, at least I got some cigars out of it.

[Unfortunately he's had one in his mouth for a while and then his present....kicks in.]

Fucking hell....should have known....

[And there is a thud as he falls to the

 [Someone needs to stop and look where he's going because Cuba managed to get in the way of that gun and now is rather younger. You can find him in

a. Looking around the town for Spain/the ocean. He'd rather the later.

b. Poking a car's tire.

c. Crawling through some bushes.

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[Cuba woke up.

And at first he just figured he was in a hotel and had, had too much to drink the night before. But as he looked around the room, his hope started to die and at the same time some rather old memories came back. Mayfield have a pissed off Cuban....again as he's managed to knock the phone of the hook.]

What the HELL?! This place again ( Read more... )

[Cuba was droned for a while after coming back. Which on the plus side meant his shattered hand got better. On the other side....he was a drone. An American drone of course. When he snapped out of it he soon came to realize something worse. Which is why he's making this phone call. There's some talking in the background as he picks up the phone.]

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[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....

[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included ( Read more... )