You've been quite a naughty boy, haven't you? Poor old America doesn't deserve coal; you do!
But Santa isn't without mercy, so this year you'll get what you asked for. But you'd better get your act together by next year, okay?
Merry Christmas,
Santa
Inside Cuba's package is the requested box of cigars. Should he attempt to smoke them, however, he will discover all too late that they have been laced with botulinum toxin.
For Christmas I would like some more cigars.
Also America should get a lot of coal this year for being such a bastard.
-Cuba
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You've been quite a naughty boy, haven't you? Poor old America doesn't deserve coal; you do!
But Santa isn't without mercy, so this year you'll get what you asked for. But you'd better get your act together by next year, okay?
Merry Christmas,
Santa
Inside Cuba's package is the requested box of cigars. Should he attempt to smoke them, however, he will discover all too late that they have been laced with botulinum toxin.
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