Uno: When in Doubt Blame America

[commie_island]

[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included

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[mr_blandy_bland]

This really isn't America's fault, Mr. Cuba.

1/3

[commie_island]

America! What the Hell are you talking-

2/3

[commie_island]

[Wait...he said America...]

3/3

[commie_island]

.......

Mattie?

[lasersallover]

I already took care of your boss.

[THUMBS UP]

[commie_island]

[Staring at small girl. Who are you]

You what....

Who are you?

[lasersallover]

Marisa Kirisame, witch of love!

[commie_island]

[Clearly this is a dream...a horrible horrible dream]

A witch.

[He rubs his forehead in frustration]

Do you know how I got here?

[riflerosti]

Cuba?

[commie_island]

Switzerland?

[There's a sigh.]

Do you know where the hell I am?

[riflerosti]

[deep breath.]

You're in Mayfield, a 1950's town in what appears to be America's house, but isn't. So refrain from flying off the handle with him just yet.

We're brought here for reasons nobody has figured out so far and placed in fake families.

[commie_island]

[Refrain...too late for that..However he lets a deep breath out and tries to.]

Hijo de puta

Fake families...is that why there's an insane little girl in the house?

[wafels]

Huh?

Cuba, is that... you?

[commie_island]

[He's a little more calm now that things have been explained to him]

Belgium, you are here as well?

[wafels]

Y-yeah. There's a bunch of us here, not just me.

Did you get filled in on what sorta place this is?

[commie_island]

[He sighs]

Switerland and Mattie filled me in on a lot of it. Town is evil, we can't leave. Brainwashing and fake familes.

Anything else I should know?

[hartmanhips]

[hears the accent and cocks her head to the side. Mexican? No. But definitely some sort of Spanish or Portuguese accent. And the panic is par for the course. She's heard a lot of it.]

Calm down, I'll try and tell you everything, darling! [there's a moments pause before she gives in to the urge to ask anyways.] Você fala Português?

[commie_island]

Um pouco.

My siblings people speak it more then mine. My people speak Spanish.

[His relatives being the rest of latin America]