THIS IS A POST FROM THE FUTURE, AS EDDIE IS STILL IN VEGAS. SHHH.

Jun 09, 2009 00:03

After Las Vegas, before meeting everyone back at school and this.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought )

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damoffmon June 9 2009, 07:37:01 UTC
SLUT ;___________;

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comediceffect June 9 2009, 08:37:48 UTC
I am sorry. I know it's not worth much, but... I am.

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cateyemask June 9 2009, 09:35:17 UTC
You forgot to mention how the sex with that one other person this past month was the best thing to ever happen to you.

You still don't have 'em? Jesus- Dan still does. I'll send them now.

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comediceffect June 9 2009, 09:38:41 UTC
Best thing to happen to you, too.

You never sent them to me and I don't really give a fuck about what Dan has.

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cateyemask June 9 2009, 09:40:55 UTC
Uh huh, yeah sure. [Winks.]

[Sends.] If it helps I think Dan looks at them and feels inadequate next to you and uses to mentally torture himself.

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comediceffect June 9 2009, 09:49:45 UTC
[Grins.] You know it's true.

Well, at least he knows the truth.
[Opens them and is both turned on and a bit upset because it's more angst fodder. Starts studying them to see if there are any indications on Adrian's face of 'something else'.]

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aceupasleeve June 10 2009, 00:09:59 UTC
You've had more sex than me. I'm impressed. Also, I hate you, but I think that'll pass sooner or later.

Glad to hear about 24. [Cocky smile.]

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comediceffect June 10 2009, 00:18:49 UTC
Parents who don't give a fuck help with that. I would offer to help you out but that would be counter-productive, although I'd certainly help with the things you have yet to try... [Leer.]

Which part, the part where I haven't been done or the part where I liked it?

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aceupasleeve June 10 2009, 00:31:41 UTC
Heh, believe me, if my parents cared any less, they wouldn't have bothered to give me a name. I think I'll forgive you if you did... [Smirk.]

Surprised about the first part, glad about the second.

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comediceffect June 10 2009, 00:41:39 UTC
Same. Although I'm disowned now, so technically it doesn't matter. Well, can't have an evil genius with a grudge after me. [Grins.] Could do hazardous things for my health... I could wake up and be tied down with no idea how I got there, for one. [Wink.]

[Shrug.] There was some... fingering, before, but that's it. So really, you've got one up on me there. I'll bet you are, even if you don't know if I was referring to you. [He was thinking about it, but that's not the point.]

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heirofalexander June 10 2009, 06:06:56 UTC
whoever wrote these sounds like Adrian.
You know you like it.

73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
It can't have been very good if all it gets is an ellipses.

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comediceffect June 10 2009, 06:12:51 UTC
...that's not the point.

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Er.
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That or it's embarrassing because it wasn't sex sex and... uh, yeah.

(( Eddie still needs to GTFO Vegas ))

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heirofalexander June 10 2009, 06:16:18 UTC
What's sex sex? As opposed to sex?

(( IAWTC. I wasn't going to ask because you seemed so freaked out about the whole creeper business, but if you are down I am v. v. down. Name the internetical place. ))

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comediceffect June 10 2009, 06:21:49 UTC
Why is it always me that has to explain these things? I'll use big words for you.

Sex sex would be anal and or vaginal intercourse, while just sex can include oral, etc. Do you get it now?

(( Gadgets needs distracting and I don't care, I'm awful at decisions ))

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minijustice June 13 2009, 16:03:34 UTC
Interesting.

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comediceffect June 13 2009, 17:44:13 UTC
And how's that?

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minijustice June 14 2009, 22:08:12 UTC
Rollercoaster handjob?

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comediceffect June 15 2009, 02:08:06 UTC
It's a thrill. Seriously.

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