THIS IS A POST FROM THE FUTURE, AS EDDIE IS STILL IN VEGAS. SHHH.
After Las Vegas, before meeting everyone back at school and this.
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Depends.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Both.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
Is that a serious question? I mean, really?
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
It’s up there.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Yeah, why not?
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
Not much.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Sure. I try not to be a complete bastard about it - after all, what if they’re really good?
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Dunno? Guess it depends on how you define it.
9. What's your favorite position?
In.
Haha. Seriously though, it depends.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Anywhere. Everywhere.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
…I am losing man points for this, but it depends. Mostly fuck.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Yes.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
How the fuck should I know?
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Don’t know don’t care as long as there are no complaints.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Sure.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
I’m usually not really paying attention to the volume of my moans, thanks.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
As long as I can hear them. Oh god.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Whatever works.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Fourteen.
20. How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
Five.
But there was only actual sex with two of them.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Snarking at each other.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Yup.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
Not entirely ‘random’ randoms, but… well, I fucked up being exclusive last time. That wasn’t because of the sex, though.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Done it, never had it been done. And yeah.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
…does it count if you can’t entirely remember it?
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I…
Uhm.
…
27. Have you ever done porn?
Nah, too fake.
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
Well there was this one time… but it’s not like I’m a prostitute.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Nah.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
…uhm, yeah.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
What the fuck do you think?
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
*shrug*
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Whatever works.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
Yeah.
35. Could you live without sex?
Rather not find out.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Haven’t.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
‘Sexual episode’… whoever wrote these sounds like Adrian.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Not my favorite thing in the world, but it can be good.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
God yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No, but I’ve had pictures taken. Even though I didn’t know at the time. And still need copies.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Yes to the first.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
I think so… maybe?
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
No.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
No job.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Not all-the-way, insertion sex, but yeah.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Little kids.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Yeah.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Yes.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
The one people already know about is noises.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Have done both.
Nothing beats Adrian’s “Egg whites!” though.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Several.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Uh, I already have.
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
Yes.
Pictures, Leslie. I need them.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Not while they were dating.
And I still… god, what the fuck?
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Hm, no. Should get on that.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Rollercoaster handjob.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
*shrug*
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
If you have a complaint, I’d be more than willing to address them… personally.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
I’m still not sure I’ll make it to 70, but if I do? You know it.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
We don’t talk about that.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
Fuck if I know.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Sex is sex.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
School or that rollercoaster.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
All I’ve had is a during-drive blowjob, so.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
With chicks.
Guys being a bit newer, probably no, but I’m clean.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
---
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Don’t care? About the same is good.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
Whatever works.
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
There's been punching and rib breaking.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Not that I can recall.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
...
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
...like you don’t all already know.
Hell, half of you knew before I did.
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Depends.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Both.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
Is that a serious question? I mean, really?
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
It’s up there.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Yeah, why not?
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
Not much.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Sure. I try not to be a complete bastard about it - after all, what if they’re really good?
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Dunno? Guess it depends on how you define it.
9. What's your favorite position?
In.
Haha. Seriously though, it depends.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Anywhere. Everywhere.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
…I am losing man points for this, but it depends. Mostly fuck.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Yes.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
How the fuck should I know?
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Don’t know don’t care as long as there are no complaints.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Sure.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
I’m usually not really paying attention to the volume of my moans, thanks.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
As long as I can hear them. Oh god.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Whatever works.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Fourteen.
20. How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
Five.
But there was only actual sex with two of them.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Snarking at each other.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Yup.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
Not entirely ‘random’ randoms, but… well, I fucked up being exclusive last time. That wasn’t because of the sex, though.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Done it, never had it been done. And yeah.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
…does it count if you can’t entirely remember it?
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I…
Uhm.
…
27. Have you ever done porn?
Nah, too fake.
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
Well there was this one time… but it’s not like I’m a prostitute.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Nah.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
…uhm, yeah.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
What the fuck do you think?
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
*shrug*
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Whatever works.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
Yeah.
35. Could you live without sex?
Rather not find out.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Haven’t.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
‘Sexual episode’… whoever wrote these sounds like Adrian.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Not my favorite thing in the world, but it can be good.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
God yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No, but I’ve had pictures taken. Even though I didn’t know at the time. And still need copies.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Yes to the first.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
I think so… maybe?
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
No.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
No job.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Not all-the-way, insertion sex, but yeah.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Little kids.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Yeah.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Yes.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
The one people already know about is noises.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Have done both.
Nothing beats Adrian’s “Egg whites!” though.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Several.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Uh, I already have.
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
Yes.
Pictures, Leslie. I need them.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Not while they were dating.
And I still… god, what the fuck?
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Hm, no. Should get on that.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Rollercoaster handjob.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
*shrug*
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
If you have a complaint, I’d be more than willing to address them… personally.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
I’m still not sure I’ll make it to 70, but if I do? You know it.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
We don’t talk about that.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
Fuck if I know.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Sex is sex.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
School or that rollercoaster.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
All I’ve had is a during-drive blowjob, so.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
With chicks.
Guys being a bit newer, probably no, but I’m clean.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
---
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Don’t care? About the same is good.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
Whatever works.
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
There's been punching and rib breaking.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Not that I can recall.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
...
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
...like you don’t all already know.
Hell, half of you knew before I did.