Parents who don't give a fuck help with that. I would offer to help you out but that would be counter-productive, although I'd certainly help with the things you have yet to try... [Leer.]
Which part, the part where I haven't been done or the part where I liked it?
Same. Although I'm disowned now, so technically it doesn't matter. Well, can't have an evil genius with a grudge after me. [Grins.] Could do hazardous things for my health... I could wake up and be tied down with no idea how I got there, for one. [Wink.]
[Shrug.] There was some... fingering, before, but that's it. So really, you've got one up on me there. I'll bet you are, even if you don't know if I was referring to you. [He was thinking about it, but that's not the point.]
They haven't got that far with me. Though sometimes mom comes home and looks at me like she's surprised I haven't run away yet. You're making the right choice, Mr. Blake. But I can't promise you won't wake up like that ayway.
The wording implied there had only been one person, so it wasn't that hard to guess.
Sucks, man. I would offer you a place to crash when you want, but my own living arrangements are sorta up in the air right now. I believe the phrase is "Bring it on".
Yeah, but you might want to get out of there for a while. God knows I did. Considering that if I get incredibly lucky and things go inhumanely well I might be committed and trying to stay that way, better sooner than later.
Oh good, something to look forward to.
...Yeah, you are definitely seducing your rule on the world. Then all you'll have to worry about is straight guys and lesbians. Oh, and jealous boyfriends and girlfriends.
God, do I ever. Things are going well, then? I've done my best to make Dan feel insecure about his relationship with Adrian, but fuck, the boy is thick.
I'm really good with rope, you know.
I'll have to get myself a hot female sidekick. Can't I just seduce them, too?
Eventually, it'll be easier to go around murdering people...
Road trip? I don't actually know. There was a lot of harping about my rib and getting back before I got myself killed. I don't know. There's something, I just have to twist it the right way. And yeah, thick is the best way to describe Dan - and I still owe him a punch to the face for the lovely parent comment.
Well, I guess I'll have to behave myself; give you an incentive to untie me and whatnot.
If it's Leslie I might freak. People hitting on her is just... weird. [Totally ignoring the fact that the two of them had sex when he was in the hospital.] You can try?
I'm dying to have another one. I'm not good at staying in the same place for long. He cares about you, that's obvious. And he wants you. All the ingredients are there. It's hard to believe he said what he said. He's so... nice. And I don't mean that as a compliment. I never thought he had to guts.
You'll have to work hard to pay your freedom.
Leslie would be perfect, but I don't think she wants to be anyone's sidekick. She's her own woman. Try I will.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. And yeah, I know. I was too much in shock to kill him at the time, now it's just inconvenient.
[Shrugs.] Well, apparently not when you push him hard enough? I didn't even push him that hard... just told it like it was.
I can think of worse things.
Haha, oh dude, you would be so screwed. Not only have I fucked both my best friends, but now one of them wants the other one. Great. My life is so fucking weird. I don't have to tell you what happens if you do hurt her.
Glad to hear about 24. [Cocky smile.]
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Which part, the part where I haven't been done or the part where I liked it?
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Surprised about the first part, glad about the second.
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[Shrug.] There was some... fingering, before, but that's it. So really, you've got one up on me there. I'll bet you are, even if you don't know if I was referring to you. [He was thinking about it, but that's not the point.]
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The wording implied there had only been one person, so it wasn't that hard to guess.
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And yet you're still a god damned tease.
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The tying up will happen when you less expect it...
Isn't it great to know some things never change?
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Oh good, something to look forward to.
...Yeah, you are definitely seducing your rule on the world. Then all you'll have to worry about is straight guys and lesbians. Oh, and jealous boyfriends and girlfriends.
...So quite a lot of people, actually.
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I'm really good with rope, you know.
I'll have to get myself a hot female sidekick. Can't I just seduce them, too?
Eventually, it'll be easier to go around murdering people...
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Well, I guess I'll have to behave myself; give you an incentive to untie me and whatnot.
If it's Leslie I might freak. People hitting on her is just... weird. [Totally ignoring the fact that the two of them had sex when he was in the hospital.] You can try?
That's why you have me.
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You'll have to work hard to pay your freedom.
Leslie would be perfect, but I don't think she wants to be anyone's sidekick. She's her own woman. Try I will.
Right, I forgot. You're my gunman.
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I can do that.
Ha, definitely not.
Reporting for duty and all that shit.
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You'll have to.
I'm lucky she doesn't want to rule the world too. I have enough competition as it is. And I don't want to have to hurt her.
At ease, soldier.
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I can think of worse things.
Haha, oh dude, you would be so screwed. Not only have I fucked both my best friends, but now one of them wants the other one. Great. My life is so fucking weird.
I don't have to tell you what happens if you do hurt her.
Mm, now there's a kink...
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Are you sure? I haven't said what I'll make you do. Hell, for all you know, you'll have to do my laundry.
I'd manage. [Blinks.] What?
I told you. I don't want to hurt her. But I'm afraid someone will...
I know a guy who knows a guy who could get us a pair of militar uniforms...
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How would I do your laundry tied up? And yeah. Being dead, for one.
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Uhm. Nothing?
Leslie's tough, but I worry about her too.
Intriguing.
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