Political correctness is so 5 years ago. I hate that I'm starting to think about whether I should say "Christmas" or "Holiday", or "religion" or "faith" or "husband" or "partner". Writing out a recipe for CHRISTMAS cookies, I sat for two whole minutes wondering if I should rename them HOLIDAY cookies, because the person the recipe was for isn't a ( Read more... )

Wow, I haven't been here in way long time. So I'm at school now. Learning lots of neat things. One of the best things is how to "read the forested landscape" Last week in the field, we looked at a tree stump with a rotten middle. The instructor said it had stump rot. And then he said it could also be called "butt rot". I guess I am really ( Read more... )

there was a kid on the ropes course this morning who seemed to be chanelling a WWII soldier ( Read more... )

Hello Internet. Bee--ooo---weeooo-weeooo-kshkshskhskhshssshsss.

That is what internet sounds like.

i like the emerald nuts ads. there was a good one during the superbowl last night:

Eagle-eyed
Machete
Enthusiasts
Recognize
A
Little
Druid
Networking
Under
The
Stairs

the hummer ad with the monster and robot having a baby was pretty funny too. hummer knows it's the devil.

i am now a certified leave no trace trainer. i can teach you how to "leave only footprints, take only pictures". ** happy sitar music** oh yeah. also, i can teach you how to dig a cat hole and poop in it. there are different pooping stances, like "classic squat", "rock assist" and "modified log hang". also, there are different TP substitutes ( Read more... )

oh my. did you ever hear about the guy who lived with wild grizzlies up in alaska until he and his girlfriend eventually got eaten by them? well, this german documentary filmmaker made a movie about the grizzly man called "grizzly man". the grizzly man had taken loads of his own footage of himself, the bears, foxes, etc., some of which is pretty ( Read more... )

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isn't it a tad weird to sit on a seat that someone has just sat in and find it luke warm to the butt? it just makes me a little uncomfortable. thinking of all the metabolism taking place in someone else's butt seeping into the wood or plastic and then transferring to your butt when you sit on it.

ever have a time where smiling becomes really weird and hard to do? and your lips stick to your teeth and it sort of feels like your face is twitching? i have that today. and also, my brother's band decided to call themselves "the series". come on. there's like a league of bands that begin with the. like major league soccer teams. except ( Read more... )