Fic - "Stuck In The Middle With You"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: Stuck In The Middle With You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Hal Stewart. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 5,456
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Megamind and Hal try to do some manly bonding. They get the bonding part right.
Warnings: Slash, tentacles, viewing of cheesy porn, destruction of canon. Spoilers for the movie.
Notes: A gift for

Comments

[raggedpelt]

"You can't science me into being a faggot."

I cannot explain how hard that line made me laugh. It's so... so... HAL.

[colonel_bastard]

Haha, yeah, I think that line was the big winner in this one. :D

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[invderlava]

THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER.

I HAVE NO WORDS.

SAVE MY REACTIONS FROM THE CHAT, COLONEL. B/C THAT'S ALL THE REACTION I COULD GIVE.

FUCK. THIS WAS HOT. WRY WAS IT HOT?

AND THEY WERE SO IN CHARACTER, TOO.

♥♥♥

[colonel_bastard]

I'M STILL SMILING

I totally saved the whole chat transcript to my hard drive. WHENEVER I feel bummed out, I'm just going to look at it and remember the night when I was hailed as a god. XD

Thanks again for the transcript, Lava. I'd been stalling all morning, and once I had that, I had no excuse but to GET CRACKING. <3

[invderlava]

I glad I could help~! ^____^

♥ ♥ ♥

[berrypie27]

Freakin hell. *Dies* I...will be back later with more coherency.

[colonel_bastard]

Haha, death by fic is already a pretty eloquent comment! :D

[seiaa]

Oh.

Oh my god.

Colonel.

You saw me flipping out in the chat.

WTF. THIS WAS. SO AWESOME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

IT WAS SO IN CHARACTER. AHAHAHAHAHA OOMMMFFFGGGG

...THIS WAS REALLY HOT.

....PARDON ME I'M GOING TO READ IT AGAIN.

[colonel_bastard]

Okay, everyone is telling me it was hot and surprising and funny and all that, but without a doubt my favorite compliment is when people tell me it was in character. <3

I hope that it was just as enjoyable on subsequent reads! :D

From now on, I will always be in the AIM blast when I post a fic. That was too, too awesome. XD

[seiaa]

BAHAHAHA. It was all of that and MOOOREEEEE *Wiggles fingers* XD

Lol.

Is it sad that two things come to mind when I finish reading this fic?

1) It starts drifting off into the dangerous territory of The Further Adventures of Hal and Megamind: Friends With Benefits and it HURTS MY SOUL. ESPECIALLY WHEN I TRY THINKING HOW THE MOVIE WOULD PROGRESS FROM HERE.

2) I end up thinking how fuckin' HOT it's going to be when Mets and Megs go all the way. LOOOLLLL *one. track. mind.*

[colonel_bastard]

1) Dude. DUUUUUDE. I was thinking about that this morning, and I realized that I destroyed the canon with my wanton pornings at the WORST POSSIBLE POINT. The entire climax of the movie hinges on the fact that Megamind and Hal turn on each other in THIS SCENE. I'm really curious to write more in this pocket universe just to see what the hell they do next. o__O

2) Haha, in my Dirty Little Secret canon, Megamind's packing a blue dick in those leather pants, so it's gonna be a whole new world. ;D

[filthy_animal]

“You can’t science me into being a faggot!”
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I can't even say anything coherent right now, THIS IS AMAZING OMG. I will also return later when I can think of anything helpful/constructive, lol. XDDD

ILU

[colonel_bastard]

HAHAHA. XD

I was so psyched when I realized I needed a BRAND NEW TAG. I was like I'M BREAKING SOME SERIOUS GROUND, HERE.

ILU2 FILTHY