024: Spas, Six Flags, and Subterfuge

[collaredstray]

So today Esme promised to take us to Six Flags.

She lied.

Well. She DECEIVED us. Because we did go to Six Flags eventuallyBut first we stopped at a motherfucking SPA. Thank fucking Christ they know me well enough to...but yeah, I got to spend a lot of time in a steam room and I took a mud bath or something and gave myself a facial while a bunch

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[trueb1ue]

Mud is fun though.

...Sorry she put those pictures up.

[collaredstray]

Yeah, the mud bath was actually kind of awesome.

...yeah. It's fine.

[trueb1ue]

Yeah. Because mud is fun. Mud is always fun.

...Are you sure?

[collaredstray]

It is. And it's apparently good for your skin, too.

Ah. Yeah. I'm still embarrassed. But. It's not the end of the world.

[popcornlasers]

You went to a spa?

[collaredstray]

...yes.

[popcornlasers]

Did they give you a manicure?

[collaredstray]

No. Almost everyone who worked there was female. Esme and Alice warned them about me, I guess.

[nicotine_patch]

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[collaredstray]

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[nicotine_patch]

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[collaredstray]

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[nicotine_patch]

We need a fucking steam room.

[collaredstray]

Yes.

[nicotine_patch]

I kept thinking about steaming hot dogs though, because our junk was all hanging out.

[collaredstray]

You're retarded.

[feelingthirsty]

Did you enjoy the spa?

[collaredstray]

...maybe.

[feelingthirsty]

How was Six Flags?

[collaredstray]

It was fucking awesome! Why didn't you come?