024: Spas, Six Flags, and Subterfuge

[collaredstray]

So today Esme promised to take us to Six Flags.

She lied.

Well. She DECEIVED us. Because we did go to Six Flags eventuallyBut first we stopped at a motherfucking SPA. Thank fucking Christ they know me well enough to...but yeah, I got to spend a lot of time in a steam room and I took a mud bath or something and gave myself a facial while a bunch

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[popcornlasers]

You went to a spa?

[collaredstray]

...yes.

[popcornlasers]

Did they give you a manicure?

[collaredstray]

No. Almost everyone who worked there was female. Esme and Alice warned them about me, I guess.

[popcornlasers]

Did they send over any Latino guys for you, then?

[collaredstray]

No. Nobody touched me.

[popcornlasers]

Well that's boring. And it kind of defeats the entire purpose.

[nicotine_patch]

They touched me.

[popcornlasers]

Were they pretty?

[nicotine_patch]

Yes.

[popcornlasers]

Were they wearing anything under their towels?

[nicotine_patch]

They were the ladies working there! I was the only one in a towel. And Haine too. He mostly poked just his eyes out from the mud bath every once in a while, though.

[popcornlasers]

Like a frog?

[nicotine_patch]

MUD MONSTER.

[popcornlasers]

MUG FROG MONSTER.

[nicotine_patch]

MUD MONSTER.