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052: Bang Bang

collaredstray Sep 01, 2008 00:15

This has been a fucking crazy week. Badou and I have been working our asses off, and it feels like we've barely had a moment to stop and take a deep breath. I don't know what the hell happened in the Underground City, but apparently an unusually high number of people were dealing in revenge this week. Good for us, not so good for the hundred or so ( Read more... )

badou and i are badass, cosplayers are fucking weird, clawed tubs, just us, work, leather leather leather, mon petit puce, badou, fandom post, sicherheit

049: [Filtered to Squalo Superbi]

collaredstray Aug 19, 2008 08:34

Squalo. What the fuck just happened?

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048: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPACE!

collaredstray Aug 16, 2008 22:53

This is fucking surreal. It should be fucking illegal for people like us, from the fucking Underground to be in fucking SPACE on a fucking SPACE STATION. There's no gravity and it's fucking crazy and Jesus fucking CHRISTBadou had his checkup and he was diagnosed with Heat Stroke and Exhaustion, which wasn't surprising. The doctor lectured Badou ( Read more... )

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047: Work, Work, Work.

collaredstray Aug 14, 2008 00:43

Badou and I just got back from Japan, where we visted Kou, who determined that Badou does not have malaria, he's just dehydrated and sunburned, and generally just a whiny little bitch ( Read more... )

work, swayze, mood swings, feel the burn, home again, fumer un cigare, sorry, allelujah, puking blood sucks, we named the couch layla, badou goes insane sometimes, badou and i are badass, we named the bed sheila, clawed tubs, just us, badou is evil, badou is a whiny bitch, tieria, mon petit puce, badou, travelling, wtf space, sicherheit, japan

042: Bored.

collaredstray Jul 27, 2008 18:31

I just realized that I haven't updated since before that whole ten years disaster thing.

No, I don't want to talk about it.

Badou's off doing some PI shit, and I'm bored.

I'm too lazy to think of a meme thing or anything though.

I have some tiny bottles of alcohol, though. So. That's pretty awesome.

Shark Week starts tonight at 9. Fucking.

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041: HOMEHOMEHOME

collaredstray Jul 09, 2008 20:33

I'M HOME! AND BADOU IS HERE TOO! IN OUR VERY OWN APARTMENT WITH THE LEATHER COUCH AND TEMPURPEDIC MATTRESS AND WE HAVE OUR OWN BEDROOM AND A CLAW-FOOTED TUB AND THE ELEVATOR IS EVIL BUT WHO EVEN FUCKING CARES, IT'S FUCKING HOME.

AND WE GOT A NEW PET, HE'S AN ALBINO HEDGEHOG! HIS NAME IS HEDGEWORTH AND HE'S ALREADY BFFING WITH SPOT.

LOOK!

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seventh floor, fuck yes, swayze, demon elevator, hüften, home again, fumer un cigare, bed, we named the couch layla, badou and i are badass, we named the bed sheila, clawed tubs, just us, fuck, trying new things, hedgeworth is an albino hedgehog, rope replacements, 70 - 1, renji, saxophone, mon petit puce, badou, travelling, spot is an armadillo, sicherheit

040: RATHER DASHING

collaredstray Jun 26, 2008 14:52

So I was just looking in the closet for no reason and I found the suits that the Cullens bought for us when we went to NYC so I put mine on and I made Badou wear his, and we look fucking good, so I thought that I would share how fucking great we look with all you fuckers.

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fuck yes, swayze, black dog, shower, hüften, nobody else, fumer un cigare, drugs, bed, we named the couch layla, badou and i are badass, we named the bed sheila, just us, trying new things, rope replacements, 70 - 1, saxophone, mon petit puce, badou, spot is an armadillo, sicherheit

039: Hedonism Ahoy!

collaredstray Jun 22, 2008 20:22

So Pein and Badou's party was last night. What I remember of it was pretty fun, I guess. Thanks, Pein ( Read more... )

seventh floor, fuck yes, swayze, demon elevator, hüften, i guess i don't live in a church, nobody else, fumer un cigare, drugs, bed, badou and i are badass, clawed tubs, just us, trying new things, rope replacements, 70 - 1, saxophone, mon petit puce, badou, sicherheit, spot is an armadillo

037: Zombocalypse Averted

collaredstray Jun 14, 2008 13:58

So. All the zombies just sort of...disappeared around midnight. That was...fucking bizarre. Badou and I spent the night in an abandoned warehouse with our looted goodies, though, just in case. And then this morning back to Mimi's. That fucking pull-out, I swear to fucking Christ if I have to sleep on that shit one more night...Badou can we please ( Read more... )

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036: Back

collaredstray Jun 11, 2008 23:20

So Nill, Gakuto and I survived the Battle Royale fandom. I think the place we were became a hot zone a few minutes before we left, my collar started beeping or something...

Anyway. We're back home now. Everyone is okay. Nill and Gakuto need baths and clean clothes and shit, but are mostly unharmed. So that's good.

And...yeah. That's all.

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