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[col_klink]

HOGAAAAAAN!!! Mein Gott! What have you done now? How did I arrive here? Did you drug my coffee again?!

[[A frustrated sigh can be heard.]]

I’ve just about had it with your troublesome games. I am a dignified official who deserves much more respect.

[[The sound of feet tromping through thick mud thunders out, followed by a slew of angry German

Comments

[cheatingbelief]

...Is yelling necessary?

[col_klink]

... HAVE I BEEN DEPORTED INTO JAPAN?

THIS IS MADNESS. WE ARE ALLIES.

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[cheatingbelief]

Allies...

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[cheatingbelief]

Allies? As in-- This is ridiculous.

It's not Japan.

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[leatherrr]

What the

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[leatherrr]

... If the dogs are a catastrophe, I'd hate to see what you make of everything else.

OOC || *holy crap is being slain already ilu*

[col_klink]

HM?

What are you talking about?!

text.

[leatherrr]

All the other monsters out there, of course.

[voice]

[col_klink]

You mean the allies?

Monsters. Bah! You glorify them too much.

[text]

[uratarosu]

This is certainly interesting.

[video]

[col_klink]

[video]

[uratarosu]

[col_klink]

WHAT IS THIS?

[onceahuman]

Uh... Hi?

How about you try to calm down, first?

[col_klink]

How can I be calm in a situation that is clearly beyond the mind of Colonel Hogan himself?! Who are you! Give me your name!

[onceahuman]

It's Mona Lisa.