I apologize.

I seemed to have lost my monocle.

If anyone see it please let me know.

['tis the wee hours of the morn'.  In fact, the fiery rays of the blooming sun have yet to peer into the dark and empty atmopshere of Discedo.  Colonel Klink sleeps 'pon a mattress a good ten feet away from his inspiring comrade, Amon.  The faint sound of something can be heard.  A dash of a breath.  Yon.  Hither.  Yon.  Hither.  YON.  HITHER.  His ( Read more... )

[The sound of splashing water and singing can be heard]

Deutschland über Alles
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält;
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt:
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!

Ah, Colonel Hogan!  If you ( Read more... )

HOGAAAAAAN!!! Mein Gott! What have you done now? How did I arrive here? Did you drug my coffee again?!

[[A frustrated sigh can be heard.]]

I’ve just about had it with your troublesome games. I am a dignified official who deserves much more respect.

[[The sound of feet tromping through thick mud thunders out, followed by a slew of angry German ( Read more... )