I have been thinking for some time and have come to a decision ( Read more... )

Well Children, I'm off to the moon to prepare for this year's holiday season ( Read more... )

I hate rain as much as the next person but if I hear one more complaint about it I'll give you all something to complain about.

A couple of feet of snow.

Private Lighter should like that, he'll be able to hit things with more force, thus giving his life more purpose.

Turquoise Meteor is no more. Or if there is anything left of them I doubt they will ever recover after the routing that Sasha and I (mostly I) showed them. Wearing linen short-sleeved shirts while trying to attack Blue Moon - the idiots deserved what I gave them ( Read more... )

The accursed Turquoise Comet threat has once again reared it's ugly head over my beautiful homeland of Blue Moon.

Sasha informs me that their troops are wearing thin linen short-sleeved shirts because they think it's summerI will freeze the very marrow in their bones and drive them out of Blue Moon personally ( Read more... )

( It's always cold here. )

Mu meditation is the most confounding and infuriating half hour anyone could ever partake in. I would rather watch Grit snore for half an hour than yell obscenities at some poorly-bearded specter who is only jealous of my own prodigious facial hair ( Read more... )

Private Lighter, due to the recent shuffling about of teacher's dorms, even after the reconstruction, with my new neighbors I find that some evenings it's a bit too ( Read more... )

My 3rd wife, as it turns out, did not run off with the milkman thirty years ago, like I'd always suspected.

It turns out that she's a pokemon. Named Arceus.And she's going to this school as a student now. She looks different from when I knew her. But it's my ex-wife ( Read more... )

I've returned from my week of rest in Blue Moon. I hate resting. I had a miserable week. I shouldn't be stuck in bed all day, I should be off, commanding those less talented than I am.

GRIT. GRIT I expect a full report about what I've missed, to be delivered to me tomorrow morning at 6:30. And if that's too early for you to get your tired ( Read more... )