~*20 - Oh, A Brilliant Return*~

[cofrostbritches]

Turquoise Meteor is no more. Or if there is anything left of them I doubt they will ever recover after the routing that Sasha and I (mostly I) showed them. Wearing linen short-sleeved shirts while trying to attack Blue Moon - the idiots deserved what I gave them

Comments

[4x4_of_manly]

Well, sir, everyone turned young for a while and we all had to fight off that Ganondorf kid's demon army, but other than that everything's been just roses. So you can't say I didn't fight none.

[cofrostbritches]

When I left everyone was a child.

Including yourself, Private?

Because if you were that would have been a very good excuse as to why you didn't go to Blue Moon with me.

[4x4_of_manly]

Oh yeah.

I... was, sir. I was pretending to be Fuel and he was pretending to be me to avoid embarrassment, but I don't think we were really fooling anyone.

[cofrostbritches]

You weren't fooling anyone.

Which is the only reason why I didn't try to press your son into taking your place.

[powerofmoney]

Congratulations, sir! I never had any doubt that you'd be able to crush them, especially after their devastating losses to Sasha and I so many months ago. It's a wonder they decided to attack again at all.

I've sent it and it should be on your desk as soon as my subordinate arrives. I'm sure I was authoritative enough with him that he wouldn't slack off, sir.

[cofrostbritches]

I imagine they tried this time because they thought it would be a better idea to attack Blue Moon in the summer, rather than in the winter. The fools forgot that I bring the winter with me.

And how have your studies been, Colin?

[powerofmoney]

Oh... the thought never occurred to me either. I've never been through a summer in Blue Moon without you there, sir.

Excellent, sir! In addition to my classes, I've been conducting private research on topics such as conflicts in this city's history and firearms.