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[coffee_lifeform]

Nothing makes one's cellulite quite so immediately apparent as accidentally snogging an eighteen-year-old. Fact. For the record, I am cellulite-ridden. Apparently, coffee is one of the worst things you can consume in cellulite-generation-terms. I'd like to say I wish someone had told me that in my late teens, but it wouldn't've stopped me

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[nesf]

Accidentally? Did you think he was younger or something? :P

[coffee_lifeform]

Accidentally, as in...I might have meant "unintentionally". :p

[nesf]

Utterly unrelated but you'll like this I think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrkrvAUbU9Y&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boards.ie%2Fvbulletin%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D2055663436&feature=player_embedded#t=1102

[lainey316]

She fell on him like, and in the awkward stumbling her tongue slipped into his mouth by accident.

These things happen, you know.

[spacelem]

We went to the Mediaeval fair on Saturday. I was at the Green Man Pottery stand, and nearly dropped a plate when that cannon went off.

Oh, and I bought a cloak!

[coffee_lifeform]

It was really good, wasn't it! That cannon was loud.

Ooh! What's the cloak like, then?

[spacelem]

It's black, made from wool, has a head (not sure what that bit is called) and covers me completely. I can put my arms out sideways to hold it out and it still flaps nicely.

It's attached by "frogs", which are a two loops, one with a knot that holds in the other one. They're strong, but come out quite easily, so I might need to adjust them.

Coincidentally, our landlady was having a clear out of the other room, and found a velvet cloak that she didn't need, so she gave it to Jules. Within two days we both ended up with cloaks.

[nesf]

It's called a hood I think, but I could be wrong.

[stabarinde]

The snoggening!

The fair sounds lovely - funnily enough ,I could do with a robe/cloak/thing. More Jedi than cloak-like though.

[miss_madb]

Oh, Cat, I am c-ridden, too! It totally keeps me out of cossies, which is annoying in Summer.
Isn't it wierd how everyone seems to think the slimmer girls don't get it? Have you had that experience, where peope didn't believe you?
Anyway, sounds like a fantastic weekend! :-)

P.