Nothing makes one's cellulite quite so immediately apparent as accidentally snogging an eighteen-year-old. Fact. For the record, I am cellulite-ridden. Apparently, coffee is one of the worst things you can consume in cellulite-generation-terms. I'd like to say I wish someone had told me that in my late teens, but it wouldn't've stopped me ( Read more... )

I am an auberbitch; half bitch, half aubergine. I can't explain why that's funny, it just is.

delichan is a very bad influence on me.

You should all go and see something in Gav's show.

No, really. I am a muppet of muppeticious proportions. :/

Anyone have a good recipe for flapjacks?

I swear, I don't know where this year is going. How are we up to Eurovision already?! Particularly impressive, albeit serious, competition this year; I blame the Moskva influence. Some excellent quality in it, and that was without notable also-rans SUPERCZECHGYPSY and Belgian Dancing Elvis (thanks to ubiquitous_cat for the heads-up, and for hosting). Like fellow ( Read more... )

Sunshine! Today! Srsly!!1! There was! I saw it!

Also, I beat ubiquitous_cat at poker, which makes...twice now. I must be getting half good.

Between walking from my office home and to S's and back, I encountered *seven* sofas and four beds in various state of repair piled precariously on the footpath. From ubiquitous_cat's rubbish storage bit, I retrieved a dining table, ( Read more... )

...he had 15,292 men; he marched them up to the stadium and he marched them down again. They were, however, considerably quieter on the way back down ( Read more... )

Lots of stuff going on at the moment...fluffworld and Invisible Australian Boyfriend Peter were in Edi until Sunday (whereupon they decided to go hang out in Heathrow for about 22 hours). Weird to think that I've no idea when I'll see them next now, as I'd also spent the previous weekend camping with them. I hope someone got pics of the feat of engineering ( Read more... )

 
Lá 'le Pádraig shona daoibh!

Agus tá suil agam go bhfeicfimid go léir níos mó dóibh. :)

So, I was back in the Auld Country again last weekend, this time for Itzacon. It burst onto the Irish con scene round about the time when a lot of the smaller cons were seriously struggling to stay in the game, and it's a testament to FanSci's dedication, energy and enthusiasm for their cherished baby that it's still going as strongly as ever in a ( Read more... )

So I didn't quite get eaten alive by my the dragon woman that produced me when I headed home last weekend, although we did manage to have a rather impressive argument about, of all things, tea/coffee. No, really though. My new nephew is bloody massive, and also ginger, which was a surprise. My kid sister still has no bowel or bladder control, which ( Read more... )