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[coffee_lifeform]

Nothing makes one's cellulite quite so immediately apparent as accidentally snogging an eighteen-year-old. Fact. For the record, I am cellulite-ridden. Apparently, coffee is one of the worst things you can consume in cellulite-generation-terms. I'd like to say I wish someone had told me that in my late teens, but it wouldn't've stopped me

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[nesf]

Accidentally? Did you think he was younger or something? :P

[coffee_lifeform]

Accidentally, as in...I might have meant "unintentionally". :p

[nesf]

Utterly unrelated but you'll like this I think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrkrvAUbU9Y&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boards.ie%2Fvbulletin%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D2055663436&feature=player_embedded#t=1102

[lainey316]

She fell on him like, and in the awkward stumbling her tongue slipped into his mouth by accident.

These things happen, you know.

[nesf]

Not to me they don't! :(

Guess it's the price of being tall(ish) that women can't stumble and snog you by accident..

[coffee_lifeform]

Totally agree with lainey316. These things happen all the time. Certainly to me, anyway, but I'm very clumsy.

[nesf]

Curse my height! I've been missing out on so much fun... :P