Not Expecting This? (Buffy, ?) PG

Nov 07, 2011 04:31

In light of recent spoilers for the comics, I give you the only plausible explanation. *nodnod* (Well, I have something about Nikki Wood and student loans. But that's a subject for another drabble.)

This isn't exactly a drabble because it's late and I'm lazy. For elleyezee and fadsforwhatever. :D

Buffy's got some news... )

season nine, drabble, buffy the vampire slayer

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tennyo_elf November 7 2011, 09:38:56 UTC
As silly as it is, I really did think that Andrew was one of the top candidates for the daddy. But oh god, if they really do that, I don't know if I should cry or laugh...

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coalitiongirl November 7 2011, 09:41:38 UTC
I know right? But if it has to happen, I'd be kind of okay with it being Andrew, just because it'd be such fun. :D

(Who's this Heinrich guy, anyway?)

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tennyo_elf November 7 2011, 09:51:16 UTC
We don't know who Heinrich is yet. All we know is that he is the next door neighbor. Allie has been tight lipped on it.

It would be fun for like, 2-3 issues, but then in the long term it would be face palming to me. I would be OK if Andrew was the Dad too. I mean at the party she was talking to him lots, and had a water fight thingy with him (both their clothes got wet), etc.

I have only a few top candidates and Andrew seems the safest...because I don't think Buffy would jump a complete stranger. I know she was drunk, but I don't think they would have her sleep with a random dude and then have a baby with the stranger. Yeah, maybe that happens in real life and it's possible but narratively speaking it's Buffy. Would the writers want to have a stranger be the dad? Shouldn't there be an emotional connection, even as silly one as Andrew? So really, I can only see Andrew, Riley, Xander or (yes, I think they would go there) Spike to be the dad unless it's Heinrich, but I honestly think that it's misdirection for that guy to be the Dad ( ... )

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coalitiongirl November 7 2011, 10:00:20 UTC
Hence my suspicions, though I wonder if Allie's just messing with us. He's been known to do it in the past.

I'm hoping for a short arc. However it ends (abortion, just a scare, etc), I'd rather it not take over the season, though Jeanty has hinted that it will... :/

Agree with you on the possibilities, though as elleyezee points out, Andrew's the only one who hasn't been hinted at, which raises his prospects higher. And oh my god I'm actually considering this as canon. *shudders*

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elleyezee November 7 2011, 09:50:59 UTC
I actually hadn't even thought of Andrew until you made that post on Tumblr, but oh the hilarity that would come from it being him. I'm leaning towards it being caused by fairies or something, but considering he was the only male not hinted at in the issue, it's very possible.

Anyways, this is awesome. I'd love to see what a child raised by Andrew would turn out like. :D

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coalitiongirl November 7 2011, 09:56:46 UTC
I only got to Andrew when I was panicking in Hannah's askbox, anyway. ;) But as far as the idea goes, I'd be almost okay with it if it were Andrew. Almost. (I mean, I'll be okay with it when it happens. I think it's silly- especially that they're doing this with Buffy when they could have, say, Dawn, and given her an actual arc- but I'll accept and move on.) I'd assume that if fairies were involved, they would have caused it to happen, but there'd still be a guy...I'm hoping very much that it isn't Riley or Xander. So Andrew! :D

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elleyezee November 7 2011, 20:23:31 UTC
Those were my thoughts exactly! "Why can't Dawn be the one to get pregnant if they want to do this? Buffy can be the fun aunt."

I think the only two people I wouldn't be completely angry about it being are Andrew and Heinrich (or some other unknown character), because if it was Spike, Xander, or Riley, I would be so mad at them because they should know better! And Andrew is just cute and innocent and just wants to know whether he's actually gay or not, so I'm cool with that. Lol.

[I love your "Andrew 4 Baby Daddy" gif, btw! Perfect!]

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coalitiongirl November 8 2011, 17:48:37 UTC
I'm leery of it being Heinrich, if only because it's equally dubcon there. And Andrew...Idk, I'm not even that much of an Andrew fan and it still seems like he's naive enough not to get what's going on, exactly? I'd still be unhappy about it, but he'd be easiest to forgive.

Andrew needs a campaign! Can't you imagine him making a blog to push his baby daddy-ness to the writers? ;D

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ext_865662 November 7 2011, 11:18:10 UTC
ANDREW BABY!
Imagine all the perfectness that Andrew DADDY could be! AND THE SPIKE SHENANIGAN THAT WOULD ENSUE. Is it wrong that I want this? MARI IS IT WRONG THAT I WANT THIS?!

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coalitiongirl November 7 2011, 17:51:17 UTC
LOL no! Of all the potential crackiness that could ensue here, this is the very best of the group! *nodnodnod*

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moscow_watcher November 7 2011, 11:36:45 UTC
Andrew as a father of Buffy's baby? Totally possible. Andrew = Joss. :)

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norwie2010 November 7 2011, 11:41:48 UTC
Ew. Now i have this image of Whedon masturbating in front of his Buffy-scripts in my head. Please lend me the bleach!

;-)

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moscow_watcher November 7 2011, 18:13:10 UTC
OMG, sorry!

I wonder what they all did when they editing the space-frak issue... :)

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norwie2010 November 7 2011, 18:21:35 UTC
ARGH! You're doing this on purpose, right? ;-)

(More bleach, please!)

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norwie2010 November 7 2011, 11:42:38 UTC
Thanks for turning a possibly horrible story line into a good comedian one. :)

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coalitiongirl November 7 2011, 17:53:16 UTC
Wouldn't it be fun, though? ;D

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