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[snoitatnacni]

WHO: James Bond and Zatanna Zatara-Bond.
WHERE: Mostly London. Maybe Spain, France, and elsewhere.
WHEN: All over.
WHAT: SMASHING YO GRIMDARK AU WITH DOMESTICITY AND HAPPY.
WARNINGS: See who is involved.

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JULY, 2015. ISTANBUL.

[snoitatnacni]

[They never stop moving for too long, even now. They're still creating new identities, new safe houses. Five years later and they haven't returned to the United States for longer than a day at a time. It's much too tricky, even for them. Right now they're working on themselves, offering help where they can. Anyone that needs them will know a way to contact them.

Right now, they've been (officially) dating for a year and a half. It's a bit different, though, when you're with that person almost every waking moment.

And, somehow, they still haven't strangled one another.

This house is a little nicer than the one in Spain; there's a pool. Zatanna's sitting on the edge of it with her legs dipped into the cool water, the rest of her body laying back on the ground. Her eyes are closed, but she's not sleeping.]

[doubleoohbaby]

How about a sleazy porno? [Eyebrow waggle.]

[fishnets]

I'm going to have to decline this time.

[doubleoohbaby]

Shame.

[fishnets]

If you really want to, be my guest. I'll find something to keep me entertained.

[doubleoohbaby]

Forget it. I'd rather recreate our own.

[fishnets]

Are you going to deliver a pizza, then? [oh, she thinks she's hilarious...]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Oh hardehar.] I was thinking more of servicing your plumbing.

[fishnets]

That is... not a very sexy thing to say, actually.

[doubleoohbaby]

Pornos don't quite have a tendency towards sexy, I find.

[fishnets]

Then remind me again why we would take lead from them?

[doubleoohbaby]

On second thought it wasn't my best idea.

[fishnets]

I know. We're two obviously sexy people.

[doubleoohbaby]

And we're far sexier than any porn. I never trust an industry that considers a man like Ron Jeremy as suitable to be seen naked.

[fishnets]

It's like you want me to get out of the mood...

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, I'm sorry, there was a mood? [He might be playing with her hair, just slightly.]