Tired

[cleolinda]

Internets, I am not feeling so good. Just sinus blarg and a low fever, but I have been sleeping a lot. So that's where I've been.

Two bits of writerly advice:

@ victoriastrauss: Agent Andrew Lownie on how to blow your chances in the first line of your email.

@ MaryRobinette: Debut Author Lessons: 10 things about signing books.Linkspam: movie news

Comments

[maudelynn]

vampires and werewolves the way i like em

[cupcakery]

UNF. Bowie.

[silver_miko]

Details on this Bowie photo shoot, por favor?

[maudelynn]

i have none, sadly... i saw it on tumblr and fell in love with it.

[senshikittie]

This. Guys, I'm fairly certain this is a fraudulent spell. No werewolf I've ever heard of could breathe under water. I mean, what is he? Aquaman? Lame. :3

[mistress_infy]

Maybe it's thhttp://cleolinda.livejournal.com/905329.html?replyto=55725425e rare ~Gilled Wolf~.

[jubilantia]

Maybe it's... Bigby from the Fables graphic novels! It totally shows him surviving underwater after the hunter sews rocks in his stomach and throws him in the river! In 1001 Nights of Snowfall! Although... that was before he was "were". And I'm pretty sure that's not what this person was talking about. Still... hilarious. I want to know who falls for it.

[elizardbits]

Oh god. The best thing about that ridiculous werewolf spell auction?

"Quantity: 5 available"

BE ONE OF THE LUCKY FIVE! YOU TOO CAN HAVE MANGE AND LICK YOUR OWN GENITALS UNDER THE SILVERY BLUE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON!

oh internets. never change.

OH MY GOD THERE HAVE BEEN TWO OFFERS. TWO OFFERS. I lol, I die.

[celestineangel]

Best part is that the seller has 100% positive feedback. Wonder what else they've sold?

[elizardbits]

a whole lot of crazy shit, apparently. wtf "immortality potion". SOME POOR SCHMUCK ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT.

[celestineangel]

Someone paid more than $100 for that??? WHAT???

PEOPLE PAID ACTUALLY MONEY FOR THIS CRAP????

I....

This makes me want to die a little....

[lyrangalia]

*checks signed copies of Changes and Tongues of Serpents.*

Black ink, no date. But they are both legible. The part about legal signatures vs. autograph signatures is interesting. Never thought that might be a problem.

[sun_star_n_moon]

Omg. That werewolf transformation spell is hilarious! I cant stop laughing!