Tired
Internets, I am not feeling so good. Just sinus blarg and a low fever, but I have been sleeping a lot. So that's where I've been.
Two bits of writerly advice:
@ victoriastrauss: Agent Andrew Lownie on how to blow your chances in the first line of your email.
@ MaryRobinette: Debut Author Lessons: 10 things about signing books.
Linkspam: movie news and your chance to be a werewolf, for really real.
Trailer for Depp and Jolie's 'The Tourist'; The Latest Tangled Trailer Presents a Hair-Raising Adventure and way too much emphasis on the guy; 'Paranormal Activity 2' Trailer Arrives, Easter Eggs In Tow; Janet Jackson in the trailer premiere for Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls; New Teaser For HBO's 'Game Of Thrones'; First teaser for the American 'Being Human' series.
Sir Ian McKellen to Return as Gandalf in The Hobbit; The Hobbit Eyeing January Start?
Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz film scenes for POTC 4.
'Dragon Tattoo's' Noomi Rapace Lands 'Sherlock 2' Role.
Gary Ross in early negotiations for ‘Hunger Games.’
Review: The Social Network; Why Mark Zuckerberg Should Fear the Facebook Movie; David Fincher on 'The Social Network': "I Wanted to Make a 21st Century John Hughes Film."
Early Never Let Me Go reviews: It's powerful, but maybe a bit dull.
Kate Winslet as 'Mildred Pierce'!; Todd Haynes' Mildred Pierce Trailer Online.
High praise in first reviews for Keira Knightley's romantic drama 'Last Night'; Worthington, Knightley & Mendes in 'Last Night' (TIFF 2010).
First trailer for Clint Eastwood's new movie puts Matt Damon in direct contact with the dead; Clint Eastwood's 'Hereafter' Euthanizes Its Subject Matter (TIFF 2010 Review).
Ryan Reynolds Says 'Deadpool' Is Like 'Going To Prison For The First Day.' I'm just not even going to ask.
Director Of Robert Pattinson's 'Water For Elephants' Teases A Tentative Release Date.
Nichola Burley Joins 'Wuthering Heights.' "The Streetdance 3D actress is playing the third lead in Andrea Arnold’s version of the English classic... Kaya Scodelario from UK teen TV series Skins is playing lead role Cathy Earnshaw. Still no word on who’s playing brooding hunk Heathcliff though... Arnold is rebooting Wuthering Heights as a Twilight story of forbidden teenage love to give the pic a new young audience."
Look upon my sparkle, ye mighty, and despair.
Werewolf transformation spell on eBay. Behold:
OK WELL YOU PROBABLY WANT TO KNOW THE MAIN THING ALOT ARE CURIOUS ABOUT. “WHAT ARE THE WEREWOLF ABILITIES THAT ID GET OUT OF THIS SPELL”
1) STRENTGH~YOU WILL BE STRONGER THAN A VAMPIRE & DEMON
2) SPEED~THAT YOU CAN RUN AS FAST AS ABOUT 240 MPH
3) YES SHAPESHIFTING OF COURSE~YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SHAPESHIFT INTO A BEAST LIKE CREATURE
4) IMMORTALITY~YOU WILL NEVER GROW OLD AND YOU WILL NEVER DIE
5) MASSIVE SEX APPEAL
5) HUGE APPETITE FOR MEAT
6) YOUR SENSES WILL BE ENHANCED LIKE, TASTE~SMELL~HEARING~FEELING~SEEING/VISION
7) ABLE TO BREATH UNDER WATER
8) HAVING VISIONS AND LUCID DREAMS.
9) YOU WILL BE ALERTED IF DANGER IS NEAR BY
10) BEING ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANIMALS AND HAVE CONTROL OVER THEM
11) ONCE SHAPESHIFTED INTO WEREWOLF FORM YOU WILL HAVE NIGHT VISION
SO THESE ARE THE MAIN ABILITIES OF BEING A WEREWOLF FROM THIS VERY POWERFUL SPELL
IF YOU WANT TO BECOME A WEREWOLF THEN YOU HAVE CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
ALL FOR THE LOW CAPSLOCK PRICE OF $500
I MEAN, IT HAS TWO 5)s, HOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT VALUE
Today's Most Unlikely Trio: Russell Crowe, RZA, Eli Roth Team Up for The Man with the Iron Fist.
'The Last Exorcism' Director Daniel Stamm Confirmed For 'Night Chronicles' Second Movie, 'Reincarnate.'
Producer Talks About Clash Of The Titans 2 And Other Absolutely Horrible News.
And finally: Oh Brother: The Human Sexipede Porn Parody Trailer Has Arrived.
Two bits of writerly advice:
@ victoriastrauss: Agent Andrew Lownie on how to blow your chances in the first line of your email.
@ MaryRobinette: Debut Author Lessons: 10 things about signing books.
Linkspam: movie news and your chance to be a werewolf, for really real.
Trailer for Depp and Jolie's 'The Tourist'; The Latest Tangled Trailer Presents a Hair-Raising Adventure and way too much emphasis on the guy; 'Paranormal Activity 2' Trailer Arrives, Easter Eggs In Tow; Janet Jackson in the trailer premiere for Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls; New Teaser For HBO's 'Game Of Thrones'; First teaser for the American 'Being Human' series.
Sir Ian McKellen to Return as Gandalf in The Hobbit; The Hobbit Eyeing January Start?
Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz film scenes for POTC 4.
'Dragon Tattoo's' Noomi Rapace Lands 'Sherlock 2' Role.
Gary Ross in early negotiations for ‘Hunger Games.’
Review: The Social Network; Why Mark Zuckerberg Should Fear the Facebook Movie; David Fincher on 'The Social Network': "I Wanted to Make a 21st Century John Hughes Film."
Early Never Let Me Go reviews: It's powerful, but maybe a bit dull.
Kate Winslet as 'Mildred Pierce'!; Todd Haynes' Mildred Pierce Trailer Online.
High praise in first reviews for Keira Knightley's romantic drama 'Last Night'; Worthington, Knightley & Mendes in 'Last Night' (TIFF 2010).
First trailer for Clint Eastwood's new movie puts Matt Damon in direct contact with the dead; Clint Eastwood's 'Hereafter' Euthanizes Its Subject Matter (TIFF 2010 Review).
Ryan Reynolds Says 'Deadpool' Is Like 'Going To Prison For The First Day.' I'm just not even going to ask.
Director Of Robert Pattinson's 'Water For Elephants' Teases A Tentative Release Date.
Nichola Burley Joins 'Wuthering Heights.' "The Streetdance 3D actress is playing the third lead in Andrea Arnold’s version of the English classic... Kaya Scodelario from UK teen TV series Skins is playing lead role Cathy Earnshaw. Still no word on who’s playing brooding hunk Heathcliff though... Arnold is rebooting Wuthering Heights as a Twilight story of forbidden teenage love to give the pic a new young audience."
Look upon my sparkle, ye mighty, and despair.
Werewolf transformation spell on eBay. Behold:
OK WELL YOU PROBABLY WANT TO KNOW THE MAIN THING ALOT ARE CURIOUS ABOUT. “WHAT ARE THE WEREWOLF ABILITIES THAT ID GET OUT OF THIS SPELL”
1) STRENTGH~YOU WILL BE STRONGER THAN A VAMPIRE & DEMON
2) SPEED~THAT YOU CAN RUN AS FAST AS ABOUT 240 MPH
3) YES SHAPESHIFTING OF COURSE~YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SHAPESHIFT INTO A BEAST LIKE CREATURE
4) IMMORTALITY~YOU WILL NEVER GROW OLD AND YOU WILL NEVER DIE
5) MASSIVE SEX APPEAL
5) HUGE APPETITE FOR MEAT
6) YOUR SENSES WILL BE ENHANCED LIKE, TASTE~SMELL~HEARING~FEELING~SEEING/VISION
7) ABLE TO BREATH UNDER WATER
8) HAVING VISIONS AND LUCID DREAMS.
9) YOU WILL BE ALERTED IF DANGER IS NEAR BY
10) BEING ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANIMALS AND HAVE CONTROL OVER THEM
11) ONCE SHAPESHIFTED INTO WEREWOLF FORM YOU WILL HAVE NIGHT VISION
SO THESE ARE THE MAIN ABILITIES OF BEING A WEREWOLF FROM THIS VERY POWERFUL SPELL
IF YOU WANT TO BECOME A WEREWOLF THEN YOU HAVE CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
ALL FOR THE LOW CAPSLOCK PRICE OF $500
I MEAN, IT HAS TWO 5)s, HOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT VALUE
Today's Most Unlikely Trio: Russell Crowe, RZA, Eli Roth Team Up for The Man with the Iron Fist.
'The Last Exorcism' Director Daniel Stamm Confirmed For 'Night Chronicles' Second Movie, 'Reincarnate.'
Producer Talks About Clash Of The Titans 2 And Other Absolutely Horrible News.
And finally: Oh Brother: The Human Sexipede Porn Parody Trailer Has Arrived.