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cleolinda

Tired

Sep 15, 2010 18:06

Internets, I am not feeling so good. Just sinus blarg and a low fever, but I have been sleeping a lot. So that's where I've been.

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bumblebee_1983 September 15 2010, 23:21:07 UTC

Appropriate icon is appropriate!

bumblebee_1983 September 15 2010, 23:20:42 UTC

What...the...hell??? A werewolf transformation spell?

Somebody's going to get rich real quick. Or not. And here I thought the Etsy artwork re: Twilight was bad. It's just been one upped with this.

Oh and I guess a shirt doesn't come with it, since werewolves don't need shirts.

WTF indeed.

celestineangel September 16 2010, 01:05:49 UTC

They also have a vampire transformation spell if Edward is more your speed. XD

OH MAN.

bumblebee_1983 September 16 2010, 01:33:08 UTC

OH HALE NO.

Now if they had like a Sirius Black transformation, I'd hit that...

Okay, on second thought....nahhhhh......God there's some weird shit on teh ebay.

cleolinda September 16 2010, 01:57:17 UTC

I wonder how many women decide they should buy it for their boyfriends?

serizawa3000 September 15 2010, 23:26:48 UTC

Well... that ebay werewolf thing is certainly up there with the haunted toaster or (my favorite)... the winning bidder getting a phone call from someone who makes dying fish noises over the phone...

bumblebee_1983 September 15 2010, 23:28:51 UTC

Whatty what what?

Dying fish noises over the phone?

I'm speechless.

serizawa3000 September 15 2010, 23:36:16 UTC

It was years ago I saw this (before I actually ever started using ebay myself). Someone posted a link, I followed it, and it was like "If your bid is the winning bid, I will call you on the phone and make dying fish noises for you." Something like that, anyway.

bumblebee_1983 September 16 2010, 00:26:06 UTC

OH WOW. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. This is the internets after all.

::sigh::

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mudpuppy83 September 15 2010, 23:26:56 UTC

Last I heard werewolves were not capable of running at speeds of up 240 MPH, nor were they able to breathe underwater.

I think this person got a few different pages of the spell book stuck together.

lost_garnet September 15 2010, 23:53:50 UTC

My dog is entirely unable to breathe anything other than air, and is quite happy with her shambling hitch-step pace.

serizawa3000 September 15 2010, 23:28:26 UTC

And for another, Anton LaVey wrote "How to Become a Werewolf" in one of his books... I forget which one, though...